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Bueno 🥹

Sign Ben White for £50m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £40m on Timber. Sign Calafiori for £40m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £60m on Hincapie. Sign Ramsdale for £30m. Is he too dumb? Go and drop £30m on Raya (in the last year of his contract). Sign Jesus for £45m. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Havertz. Didn’t work? Go and drop £65m on Gyokeres. Did your second-choice striker get injured? No problem, here’s £70m for Eze. No trophies to show for all this money spent? No worries, let’s just blame Manchester City for spending.

@evernenton @Lea_EFC No chance

@Lea_EFC City will still win it

Arsenal showed tonight why they have the best squad in the Premier League. Missing Riccardo Calafiori and their heartbeat Declan Rice and they still have the players to destroy Aston Villa, the most in form side in Europe. Credit where it’s due 👏👏👏

@MrJamesMay She?

She’s gone out again.

This is it. The freeze disproportionately hits the highest earning 20%. Doesn’t really touch the top 1%. We’ve accidentally created a unique kind of progressive taxation aimed at those earning about £50k to 150k

“We paid for Angela Rayner’s education” this is what posh people think of you btw state-educated folks. Like they literally think less of you, no matter how long ago school was.

Sir Chris Hoy has spoken about his terminal prostate cancer diagnosis which he received last year. His strength is truly inspiring. ❤️ Watch more from Sir Chris on @BBCBreakfast.

Cleopatra lived closer to the invention of the iPhone than to the construction of the Great Pyramid of Giza. The pyramids were already over 2,500 years old by the time she was born.

@ProjectFootball @daveings83

Erik Ten Hag on his way back to Ajax after giving them about £300M for average players and getting £17M compensation

@GamewithDave @SEGA Saturn

It’s Friday night 1999 what are you playing?

We’re in the End-Game Now….😳

If people really want to know what a true British Sense Of Humour is … this is it 😂🤣 So someone put a mannequin at the ATM & made people wait for ages

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@BBCMOTD @rodderslufc cursed

Max Verstappen has not won a #F1 race since before July 9, when he held up this Leeds United shirt! 🤯 No wins ❌ No poles ❌ One front row start 😬 Two podiums 👀 Jinxed! 🤷‍♂️ #BBCF1 #AzerbaijanGP

Never even liked tennis anyway.

“A man with new ideas is a madman, until his ideas triumph.” Happy 69th Birthday to Marcelo Bielsa.

Leeds fans. Turn away now. This will make you sad.

After penalties, instead of celebrate, Marcelo Bielsa goes to Brazil’s bench to gives consolation to Raphinha ❤️

@TheSquareBall Amazing how the club can still ruin your sunny weekend without even playing a game. Bastards.

Given everything we know about Archie and the whole Gray family, it feels extremely unlikely that a transfer to Brentford is something they’d push for. How on earth will the club spin this?

Nigel Farage is in Blackpool today. And after a long night, so is this.