Jeev

What are you eating? Nothing. What's in your mouth? Paper.

I can feel the eye roll when the almost 7 year old picks up the call and says "Whaaaaaaat!?"

Hi. I have Rani Mukherjee voice. *Don't cough*

Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? hey hey

Ah. Would have been so cool if Hugh Laurie actually played Dumbledore. He sounds perfect.

Same address, Different time zones. - is my favourite book that I'm going to write.

I mean, if she can have it, so can i? ❣️

Made an "It's complicated" joke in a client call. I'm too funny. 🤣

NINETEEN YEARS! Damn.

Me: On sick leave today. Also me: That's a waste of time. Must Organize!

Apparently the joy of finding the first tooth in the baby's mouth == the joy of finding the first wiggly tooth in the said baby, now 6 year old. 😍

Send tweet. Feel good. Read tweet. Remember it's not tweet anymore.

Send one strongly worded mail. Feel great about it. Read again. And again. And again. And again. And so on.

@Leafinthewheel Oh man. Been there done that! 🤦‍♀️

The highs and lows of 2024. I'm ok if there's no other year like this one.

@Leafinthewheel Haha. Also with IDGAF face and hair.

Today i was told, "Congratulations on making it to 40. Some people don't." Ok. Thanks!

I mean, I can stay afloat anywhere, in any situation.

5:30am*

Woah. I finished everything. With some holes. But yes. I *am* awesome. 🤟 #affirmations #hashtags