Jeff Arend

@Travis_in_Flint True Patriots don’t wear masks and wouldn’t fly the flag upside down. #nicetrydems

@JRTodd373 That was pretty bad but not as crazy as the end of the F1 race on pit lane!

Clearly we have to implement parachutes on PSB

@MayoIsSpicyy You misspelled Joe Biden! 😂

After entering as the No. 15 qualifier, @jeffarend won the Funny Car title at the 2009 @nhra Mid-South Nationals in Memphis. That day he not only scored an emotional victory for @TeamKalitta – he also secured the #9 spot on our #DHLKalitta15 memorable moments countdown.

@bennyjohnson At least Putin can ride a bicycle! 😂

BREAKING: Another angle showing Joe Biden collapsing while riding his bike twitter.com/jonboy79788314…

BREAKING: Joe Biden has COLLAPSED while riding his bike. Biden was riding up to "supporters" at his beach town in Delaware and fell face first into the asphalt.

@elonmusk New logo?😂

🚀💫♥️ Yesss!!! ♥️💫🚀

Hey @ktla, I promise I was wearing my mask at the game! 😂 (none of my buddies were and I don’t seem to be eating or drinking here) Whoops. But you still have to wear them!

@McAttackRacing @CampingWorld @marcuslemonis owperformance.com Aaron Kinard

In the market for a motor home or RV to take all our inspirations to the @CampingWorld #nhra events we are going to. Finally decided we need to have all the family at all the races! Some suggestions??? New or Used?? Wrapped with @CampingWorld logo?? @marcuslemonis #theintern

@BernsteinB You get your iPad back? 😂

Been in Doha, Qatar for a month. On plane now 14 hrs into 16 1/2 hr flight. Land in LAX soon. Craving Mexican food like no other! Any suggestions for me, right around LAX? #askingforme

@StefanKontos You misspelled “work”

Ill sleep when I’m dead 👊🏼

That’s awesome! Happy BDay Chuck!

Winner Winner at the Boise NightFire Nationals! #CaliforniaHustler

Do you think this is why you fell? #karma

@StefanKontos 30 packs of Coors Light here at the grocery store for $14.99! ‘Merica

You know what’s really stupid? The damn beer store closing at 9PM on a Friday.

@ShawnLangdon333 @NHRA I wonder how that would work on the 1/4 mile? 🤔

Maybe if @NHRA “thinks” 65/35 spray is good on a 135+ degree racetrack, they should refund the fans for a poor show #Q1fail #everyonewassmokingthetires

@Allie_Bland @NHRA It’s pronounced “Baby Dolls” 😂😂

Hey Internet. The Indianapolis @NHRA office is having a debate. Are we racing in “Ta-peka” or “Toe-peka” this week? Help us settle this VERY important issue. #HeartlandNats #thereisarightanswer

Jeff Arend scored his first round win since 2016. We've got the video -- and the rest of the results from the first round of Funny Car -- right here. @NHRA / #Route66Nats nhra.com/news/2019/chic…

.@JonnieLindberg to miss the #Route66Nats; @JeffArend will sub in Head Contractors entry. nhra.com/news/2019/jonn…

@courtneyforce @COTA We were all there for Alexis’s 30th BDay! #themindisthefirstthingtogo

Need some restaurant recommendations for Austin, TX! Shockingly I’ve been all over the map (Texas included) but have never visited Austin. 😳 Excited to be here for @COTA this weekend!🏁 (Thanks in advance!) 💛