Jeff (Vacuum) Bagsworth

@CoachMikeElder @booneshow99 He looks like a chick

“I bet getting fucked in the pussy feels so good”

Just had 6 beers and went on the greatest title run of all time

@TruckLover1967 @hazardpounder I can speak from personal experience that the first half of what he said is not fun at all

@hazardpounder Do not do this bro they will send you to jail and you will get anally explored

Can’t be that hard to get airport beers with a fake right

Places you can’t afford

Holy gay son

Wedding showers > grad parties

My buddy just called me hammered asking me for a movie recommendation. I gave him hot tub Time Machine Thoughts?

I had this girl added, I snapped her, she opened it and then unadded me. Then yesterday (two months later) she added me back. Still didn’t snap me back tho. Am I #movingthechains?

@BD_Billy69 Worst nightmare

@TMaxiiiii Why else would you go there

Am I a chud for going to hooters but only because I enjoy the cold beer and shrimp #lank

@sadhawkeyefan Pulled this move yesterday. She left me on open and I woke up this morning and I am now unadded.

About to happy birthday my way back in. Y’all just sit back and watch

@stevieJcuh Cheers Stevie!

Questions? Concerns ? 🤙

Wore flops onto my flight today thought it wouldn’t be too bad of a trip. Forgot the Dallas airport blows the blisters are unreal #fuckavis #fuckcarrentals

Gay Son in 5

My boy lost his beach house rental and internship from the summer cuz some kid in high school with a twitter burner doxxed his account and emailed it to his dad. #shrinkthefuckoutofthatguy

Wtf is this? #shrink