Jeff B. Davis

@KarenM85 @GregProops @WayneBrady @colinmochrie That’s our target audience!

My 2 yr old has just watched her first hoedown on Whose Line. She applauded it and high 5ved. #ThatsMyGirl Thanks @GregProops @WayneBrady @colinmochrie @JeffBryanDavis #WhoseLineUK

I rarely tweet these days unless something remarkable has occurred but I just saw a Tesla driver use a turn signal to change lanes

Can’t believe the band ‘Pilot’ hasn’t been sued for its 1975 ripoff of the #Ozempic jingle.

Thanks for the kind birthday thoughts. If you must send me a 🎁 , find a squirrel or animal of your choosing to settle near and start a rap cypher with them. Don’t send videos of it, keep it personal and weird. 🎤 🐿️ 🦜

#debate2024 @taylorswift13 #CatLadies #TaylorForKamala

How easter egg-driven should I be going into this?

Quick poll! Day off, going to a movie theater very soon. Do I see Deadpool meets Wolverine or Aliens meets Romulus? Honest choices please, no spoilers.

@Markimoofan29 ¡Feliz cumpleaños!

@JeffBryanDavis Jeff its my birthday today, may i please have a birthday shout out from you <3 your fan Jen

@caseyscraper @rachlgunn @rachlgunn is awesome and I want to hang out with her. Deserves sunshine, not shade #Raygunn

@JeffBryanDavis @rachlgunn

Australian B-girl #raygun, thank you for being you, big love from Los Angeles. @rachlgunn @raygun_aus

@noble_darrin I was hoping to play the Korean gal, but sure.

@JeffBryanDavis You could play the part of Olympic shooter from turkey.

If an upcoming #SNL hosts backs out last second, I’m just saying my impression of the weird Scandinavian hit man from Fargo season 5 is pretty solid

!!!TOMORROW!!! Kickstarter link in bio! Here are the book blurbs from extremely smart fun havers with exquisite taste @AndyRichter @jeffbryandavis and @babyvanbeezly 🎶🗣️🎤 #youhatekaraoke

@reneecgallant Whoa!!!! I need this

Made this for @JeffBryanDavis hoping to give it to him when I see Whose Live in October

I’m sad the Olympic Games are over. Even more sad that it ended with my hometown reminding the world the Red Hot Chili Peppers are from Los Angeles. We aren’t proud of this.

Huge missed marketing opportunity if he doesn’t change his gear sponsor from @adidas to @LeCoqSportif

I’ve been in Budapest one hour and I already speak and understand zero Hungarian words! 🇭🇺

… you’re an aktuell fahrt.

Do you have tinnitus? Does yours come in the form of songs you’ve never heard? Just had a Reggae tune with harmonies & horns called “Don’t Look Back.” Earlier I had a Country jam called “Damn I’m Goin’ Down”. For real Of course my brain would torture me by making up songs 🤦🏻‍♂️

Hotel room TVs, in my battle-weary travel history, work 12% of the time. Mine doesn’t today. Good news is I don’t have to spend a minute watching the debate.