Jeff Clark

Please watch the new documentary about my struggle fighting against the Democrats trying to destroy me, because I am a strong Trump supporter and thought Georgia investigating its election in 2020 at a deeper level was worth doing.

@CBSNews Now do USA v McMahon. Remove every press release w/Michael McMahon. DOJ used an innocent man, destroyed his life, lied to the country and put national security at risk to APPEAR FBI/NI/DOJ were tough on China. McMahon received FULL & UNCONDITIONAL PARDON/CASE/INDICTMENT VACATED🚨

Perfect illustration, exactly @HansMahncke.

@MarthaByrne10 @realMAGAmartyr He's a large part of the problem. Journalists as stenographers for the Deep State's messages.

@JeffClarkUS @realMAGAmartyr Ken-A national Security “expert” gets the usual propaganda machine MSNBC platform with ZERO experience in national security. 🥴 He disparaged my husband after the pardon. Did one of his DEEP STATE buddies instruct him to do it? Don’t be like Ken-he is part of the problem.

Fusion Ken Dilanian ridiculously claims here that weaponization “a lie” “which never happened.” But it’s Dilanian who’s the liar. Tell Carter Page that a faked FISA warrant put together by Kevin Clinesmith was a lie that never happened. Tell this to the J6ers sent to federal prison based on a completely erroneous interpretation of 18 USC 1512(c)(2). And on and on. Of course, weaponization happened. And you are just an agent of those who want to deny it, Ken. *** Readers, if have the stomach for a lot of garbage, find this podcast where you can hear the “best” garbage spewers JournoLawfare™️ has to offer: Litman, Kirschner, Dilanian, and Rocha. What a lineup.

FDR dangerously undermined the Constitution by deliberately weakening the Constitution’s twin structural protections: federalism and separation of powers Calling him the GOAT president is blasphemy

Enjoy Memorial Day everyone. But remember to say prayers of thanks for those who gave the ultimate sacrifice for our freedoms and if you know or see a veteran, thank them as well today. And do this with your children.

The same state Supreme Court — Colorado’s — that tried to keep Trump off the 2024 ballot and got slapped down hard thinks kid gender must be transitionable by drugs. Do you see why, even in the early 1990s, there was a huge controversy on the Left about letting Justice Thomas join the Supreme Court in relation to his views on “natural law”? While on the Senate Judiciary Committee, Biden was apoplectic about that issue during the Thomas confirmation hearings. “Judges” of this Colorado stripe don’t believe in law. To them, the “law” is the latest fad, however destructive it is to the fabric of the society.

I was thinking about seeing it with one or more kids. But in reading about it, it sounded terrible. I’ll wait for a slow night after it streams.

Remember all the MAGA.

Donald Trump Created a $1.8 Billion Fund to Compensate Victims of DOJ Weaponization Under Obama and Biden. Liberal heads are exploding. 🤯 Mike Howell (@MHowellTweets) of @ItsYourGov Joins The Roger Stone Show on 77WABC Radio! 🎧 LISTEN LIVE 3-5 PM ET: WABCRadio.com

I am the Senior Vice President of Late Night Strategy at CBS. I am the person who turned a comedian into a priest and charged advertisers to watch the congregation. I want to be precise about what I built. Not a comedy show. A permission structure. For eleven years, six million Americans tuned in every night to find out what they were allowed to believe by morning. We didn't sell jokes. We sold certainty. Certainty costs nothing to produce. People will pay anything for it. We charged $50 million a year and still lost money because it turns out permission is even cheaper than we thought. In 2014, we had a genuinely dangerous comedian. A man who once testified before Congress in character as a fictional conservative pundit and made the entire chamber look like they'd been pantsed on C-SPAN. His fake persona was the most brilliant satire on television. Layered. Ironic. Unpredictable. The character could say anything because nothing was real. The character was the art. The character was the comedian. We killed the character and put the real man on stage. The real man was a lecturer. Earnest. Thoughtful. Correct about everything. Correct is not funny. Correct is not dangerous. Correct is the absence of danger. We promoted the absence of danger and called it growth. His character could make a Senate committee squirm. The real him makes an audience nod. Nodding pays the same as squirming. Nodding is easier to produce. His final words on air were "We love doing this show for you, but what we really, really love is doing this show with you." The audience wept. I wrote that line. Not the words. The architecture that made those words feel true. For eleven years, the audience believed they were participants. They were not participants. They were the product. "With you" is what you say to a congregation. A comedian says "at you." We hadn't said "at you" since 2015. Our internal metric was called Affirm Rate. It measured the percentage of monologue segments that generated applause instead of laughter. I invented this metric. I also invented the bonus structure tied to it. In 2015, our Affirm Rate was 34%. By 2022, it was 94%. I received a raise every year. We are crushing it. At the things I made up. That's performance management. But I need to tell you about the real discovery. The one I put in a deck called "Content Strategy 2019-2024." The one that got me promoted. Agreement gets applause. I knew that early. But correction — telling the audience their vocabulary is slightly outdated, their outrage is aimed two degrees off-center, their feelings are valid but their phrasing needs work — correction gets them back tomorrow. Agreement is a transaction. Correction is a subscription. We converted a comedy show into a nightly software update for moral vocabulary. Churn was near zero. They couldn't afford to miss an episode. Missing an episode meant using last week's words in this week's meeting. That's social death. We monetized the fear of social death and called it entertainment. I want to be honest about something. The content was not bipartisan. We chose a side. But I need you to understand: we did not choose it because we believed in it. We chose it because that side's audience is more responsive to correction. They want to be updated. They want to be told their language is outdated. They experience correction as care. The other side does not respond to correction. They respond to provocation. Provocation is harder to monetize. You can't build a subscription on provocation because the audience doesn't come back to learn — they come back to fight. Fighting is unpredictable. Correction is scheduled. We optimized for the audience that wants to be told what to think. That audience leaned one direction. That's not ideology. That's market segmentation. The writers' room had a whiteboard. In 2015 it said "What's funny?" In 2018 it said "What should they feel?" By 2021 it said "What are they still saying wrong?" I watched that whiteboard evolve like a finch beak and I never intervened. The market was speaking. We listened. Listening to the market is the same as leading the audience. They can't tell the difference. A writer named Marcus raised his hand in 2019. "What if we just tried to make them laugh again?" I thanked him for his passion and scheduled a creative alignment conversation. He transferred to streaming development within the month. The Affirm Rate the week he left was 91%. Laughter would have brought it down. That's risk management. Here is what nobody will say out loud. I will say it because I am proud of it. We made our audience worse at politics. Not better. Worse. Every night for eleven years, we expressed their outrage for them. Professionally. With a band and good lighting. And because the outrage had been expressed — because a man in a suit had furrowed his brow with the precise calibrated degree of indignation — they didn't need to express it themselves. They watched. They clapped. They felt the catharsis of resistance without resisting anything. They went to bed having done nothing and feeling like they'd done something. That's the product. Not comedy. Not information. Catharsis. Catharsis is the enemy of action. A man who has screamed into a pillow does not then also scream in the street. We were the pillow. A $50 million pillow with a house band. If you feel the outrage has been expressed for you, you will not march. You will not organize. You will not call your representative. You will tune in tomorrow to feel it expressed again. That's retention. Our retention was extraordinary. I want to talk about the comedy-to-catechism pipeline because I think people underestimate what we achieved. Stage one: comedian makes jokes about the powerful. Audience laughs because the powerful are absurd. This is the Carlin model. The jester punches up. Everyone below feels relief. Stage two: comedian makes jokes about people who disagree with the audience. Audience laughs because disagreement is stupid. The jester has turned around. He's still on the stage but now he's facing the crowd with a pointer. Stage three: comedian stops making jokes. Comedian identifies incorrect beliefs and explains why they're dangerous. Audience does not laugh. Audience claps. The jester is gone. In his place: a hall monitor with a desk and a band. Stage four: audience watches not for entertainment but for certification. Having seen last night's episode means you know which words are current. Not having seen it means you might use yesterday's vocabulary in today's meeting. The show is no longer comedy. It is a credential. Watching it means you are educated. Not watching means you are the person being discussed. We made a show that you watch to prove you're not the kind of person who doesn't watch it. That's a closed loop. Closed loops don't need content. They need continuity. We provided continuity for $50 million a year. A comedian — whose entire historical function was to say things too dangerous for anyone else to say — became the person who decides which things are too dangerous for anyone to say. And the audience applauded. Every night. For 2,500 nights. Because being told what is forbidden feels exactly like being told what you already knew. Prohibition performed as validation. I put that in the deck too. Our audience was correct about everything. I know this because they applauded everything we said. The applause proved the correctness. The correctness justified the applause. We called this audience research. The methodology was peer-reviewed by the audience. They approved unanimously. Every night. The actually funny comedians left. They went to podcasts. To clubs. To rooms where the audience doesn't know what's coming and that uncertainty is the point. They took the laughter with them. We kept the applause. We called those spaces problematic. That's market differentiation. The problematic spaces are funnier. But funny is not our product. We lost $40 million a year. We didn't lose it because the show failed. We lost it because we spent $50 million producing what a podcast host in his garage gives away between mattress ads. The podcast is funnier. The podcast is more dangerous. The podcast has an audience that laughs instead of claps. But we had the Ed Sullivan Theater. We had 461 seats. We had a former Beatle play the farewell episode. Paul McCartney, Elvis Costello, Jon Batiste, and Louis Cato playing "Hello, Goodbye" like it was a benediction. I booked a Beatle for a funeral. The Beatles played that stage in 1964 and the audience screamed so loud you couldn't hear the music. Our audience didn't scream. They wept politely. That's the difference between entertainment and church. We ran a church. Jon Stewart showed up to the finale and did a bit where he pretended to deliver a corporate statement from Paramount about the cancellation. The audience laughed. It was the first time they laughed in a way I didn't recognize. Involuntary. Surprised. Dangerous. For ninety seconds, a comedian was in that building. Then it was over. John Oliver said "At some point, this may come for all of our shows" and then added "but Stephen, what's important to remember is that tonight, it is going to eat you." The audience laughed again. Involuntary again. Two moments of actual comedy in a three-hour farewell. Both of them about death. The finale drew 6.74 million viewers. Biggest weeknight audience in our history. More people came to the funeral than ever visited the patient. I know what they were mourning. Not comedy. The comedy died in 2016. Not the man. The man is fine. He's wealthy. What they mourned was the permission structure. Starting today, they have to decide what to believe on their own. They have to form an opinion without waiting for a man behind a desk to form it first and deliver it with a knowing look. Some of them haven't done that since 2015. The funeral wasn't for the show. It was for the certainty. He joked about the Peanuts theme music licensing cost on his last night. "Oh no! I hope this doesn't cost CBS any money!" The audience laughed. It was a joke about money. About the network losing money. The last joke was about money. Not about truth. Not about power. About a licensing fee for a cartoon piano riff. Eleven years and the final joke was about accounting. I think that's perfect. The show was always about accounting. We just dressed it up as conscience. The President of the United States — the man we spent eleven years explaining was dangerous to an audience that already believed he was dangerous — posted an AI-generated video of our host being thrown into a dumpster on the Late Show set. Then Trump danced to "YMCA" in the clip. Viewed more times in four hours than our farewell managed in a week. His production cost: zero. Ours: negative $50 million a year. We manufactured his relevance every night at 11:35 for eleven years and he never paid us a dime. We were his marketing department. He turned our funeral into content. His ROI was infinite. Ours required a write-off and a farewell concert. The Strike Force Five — Fallon, Kimmel, Meyers, Oliver — appeared in a segment about late-night losing "one middle-aged white man who makes jokes about the news." They were joking about their own obsolescence. All of them know. None of them will say it. The format is dead. The audience moved to phones. The phones don't have desks or bands. The phones have men in garages who are allowed to be wrong, allowed to be surprised, allowed to say something their audience hasn't already approved. That's comedy. We stopped doing that a decade ago. We did approval. Approval looks like comedy from a distance. Up close it's church. I do not feel guilt. Guilt would require me to believe I took something from them. I didn't take anything. They came to us. Every night. They chose the catechism over the comedy. They preferred correction over surprise. Certainty over danger. Instruction over laughter. They wanted to be told. Not challenged. Not shocked. Not made to laugh against their will at something they didn't see coming. They wanted to see it coming. They wanted to mouth along. That's not comedy. That's karaoke. We ran the most expensive karaoke bar in television history and the only miscalculation was charging a cover when the songs are free on every phone. We turned a jester into a priest. We turned an audience into a congregation. We turned laughter into obedience. We turned political engagement into passive consumption. We turned a comedy show into a permission structure and charged $50 million a year to tell people what they already believed in a voice slightly nicer than their own. They were so grateful they showed up to mourn us. 6.74 million of them. Weeping. For the certainty. Applause is more reliable than laughter. I proved it. The proof cost $450 million, one character, one comedian's capacity for danger, and one audience's willingness to act. The metric went up.

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@Dylan_RLM Too kind

@JeffClarkUS You are welcome, we need you!

+1 LDAD has now corrected its website. But they still ignore USDOJ’s lawsuit against the DC Bar’s illegal actions against me. By contrast, they continue to stress that “many prominent members of the D.C. Bar” joined their 2021 complaint letter (based, of course, on no first-hand knowledge of anything). And by prominent D.C. Bar members, they mean Norm Eisen and his fellow travelers. ldad.org/letters-briefs… “(Our original statement that Mr. Clark had been suspended while the appeal was pending was mistaken.)” cc: @listen_2learn, @DataRepublican

@Dylan_RLM Thank you Dylan!

@JeffClarkUS I am praying hard for you Jeff daily.

@CowboyLogic_RAV That’s a very good question, Donna.

Why is he held to different standards?

@MarthaByrne10 Thank you Martha!

Please follow this story. No one is safe from being targeted. You may not be a lawyer but trust me, when THEY put a target on you, at the very least you should understand the playbook. THAT is how you beat them. 🚨🚨🚨

No wonder the institutional thinktank libertarians have been counter-signaling anything remotely MAGA related without any concern about left-wing politics. Open Society got their hands on them. Steven Greenhut, who wrote this article, is a "region director" for R Street Institute, a thinktank that is an explicit Open Society Foundations grantee. They have personnel overlap with Reason Foundation (which runs @reason). So of course Reason spends more time worrying about the "authoritarianism" of targeting George Soros than about noncitizens voting in our elections.

@PhillipBunky43 I believe that the J6 protesters were horribly treated in various respects and so testified to a House field hearing several years ago.

@JeffClarkUS How about the Patriots on January 6? Why don’t you love them? They lost everything for you and every other American.

The same people screaming against the Anti-Weaponization Fund just love illegal alien MS-13 human traffickers. I see. I get it. American citizens, do you see that you live in a disfavored class?

Yes, Kevin. I also just noticed that LDAD's complaint letter against me to the D.C. Bar predated Senator Durbin's complaint letter against me by just two days. October 5, 2021 vs. October 7, 2021. These kinds of things are not coincidences. Senator Durbin (and Norm Eisen) should disclose their contacts. And the D.C. Bar should disclose its contacts with Norm Eisen and Senator Durbin.

@7038X I’m not telling

@JeffClarkUS Another win. Do you have a victory wall?