Jeff Crespi

Listen everyone....my name is Jeff....and I wrote the bill of rights......

@jeffcrespiROCKS Whoever this is, you know you can get in trouble right? Don't make me report you...............

Tryin something new with my look.......haircut maybe....suggestions are welcomed........

And they're going to be vip.........let the games begin..........any questions just ask..........crespi out.................................

Hey guys, my new website will be holding a contest to win 2 bamboozle tickets.....I'll be picking people who retweet this...................

Going to the gym..................................

The hardest nips that ever nipped.

@snooki hi just wondering.......how many licks to get to the center of a lollipop.................................

I am the dark knight..........

I did the million man march by myself.................

Women hold the door open for me and push in my chair on dates ..........

Fuck Chuck Norris...........and Chucky Cheese...............

I was Luke's father..........................

Fucking stoked for neuroscience research practicum this is why I have no friends but I'm not going to hash tag about it. Fags

When I sneeze a baby is born......................,

JACK RUSSELL TERRIERS give me all of them omg

I love my friends so much......:-) ........

@lainflan Just checking in on my certain followers like you........................

I sleep with my eyes open................

Vinny left the Jersey Shore? It's ok MTV asked me to join in his place.............................