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@wawahashbrown @borzoilover47 Come 2 mama

can u hold this for a sec

hmm time to open my app. Yup a video of someone getting cut in half. Ok time for lunch. Omg soup dumplings.

@bridget_bayer Nothing happened bc I’m frickin QUICK

@kimothysteele Don’t tell me something happened to Sonny

U mean to tell me you took your aggressive dog to a plublic trail on a retractable leash?

The fish is not a fan

Great news. I found my whoopie cushion

@wawahashbrown Oh yk I would love nothing more

Are you even my friend if you don’t tell me what you’re having for dinner every night?

@halterjordan Being the 13th wheel was where I had my crisis 🥲

Being the 3rd wheel with my friends doesn’t typically bother me, but last night, as the 7th wheel, I was like ok this is enough now thanks !! and I’ve been slowly, quietly spiraling ever since 😅

When acai autocorrects to açaí 🙄 dramatic

Been reenacting Shakespeare lines at work lately. Everyone loves it when I reenact Shakespeare at work

Lunch has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle

@MaddieMazauskas YEAH THAT SUCKS. It’s sucks even more bc of how it’s pronounced is not how it’s spelled. Ty for your contribution to the list

@kimothysteele I just came across a word that I hate and thought I'd tell you so that if you felt the same you'd add it to your list of awful words - comparable I hate it

At the Home Depot garden center with the retired population on a lovely Monday afternoon

@mattysmokez I wanted to like it so bad but I thought it sucked

@kimothysteele is it bad?

Beau is afraid? More like Kim is bored

I can’t find my whoopee cushion and Five Below was all sold out of fake turds! My April fools day is ruined :(

My brain is full of barking dogs. My guts are full of barking dogs. My heart is full of barking dogs. My soul is full of barking dogs

I’m fine* *cutting my own hair

I’m too fucking friendly and I keep making friends but I don’t want any more friends