Cat Daddy--🇺🇦 🇺🇸💙🎸😼🌊

If I decide to become a superhero, would you guys support me? I take Venmo and PayPal.

@HistoryJeninFL That's horrible! Yeah, it's those kind of things that freak me out. I mean what if one of my cats knocks something over and it starts the house on fire LOL

I can't either. I have a hard time at home wearing them. If I can't hear what's going on, my traumatic paranoia sets in.

@EmranRashid3 I hate to break it to everybody but men get aroused when the fucking wind blows. It doesn't matter what she's wearing. If you're a mature adult man, you will have control over your sexual urges, including keeping your hands to yourself and what you say. FFS grow up.

Sometimes, you just need to DANCE!🕺🏼

@ScentsyJules Walgreens

Which one am I supposed to be boycotting? Walgreens, or CVS? I forgot and I want to get my vaccine and flu shots this week. I don't shop at either one.

@MysterySolvent That's the problem, she didn't.

What filter did Kimberly Guilfoyle use during her interview tonight?

@Jgo2063 ✊🏼you got this

@albinofirebird How many milligrams are those gummies?

@IrishAxiom I've been called White before, but that's just mean LOL

Some of y’all are just completely transparent, and that’s incredibly disappointing.

@davematt88 😭😭😭😭

Halloween is about a month away and Jared Kushner is watching you....

@pennyrucker1 Well, at this point, they've got nothing to lose. He's going for a hail Mary... Mary's busy washing her cat or something. He's pathetic.

@BabyMonarch1 @hierophantess 😂

@hierophantess That's not true, plenty of people from Gambia and bogus pay for porn sites. Now I feel better. I can sleep tonight.

@hierophantess Nobody DMS me. I guess I'm not sexy enough.

@Michelepink22 @JesusChrysler1 🤣🤣👍🏻 well played

@JesusChrysler1 Dude looks like a lady. 😏

@rojo2k @Nerzog999 @mikepompeo 😐🙄 Mikey, Mikey, Mikey What a waste of space.

@Nerzog999 @mikepompeo They gave cadets a lesson on inclusiveness, one point being not to assume everyone has “a mom and dad” so to use the term parents. Much ado about nothing.

Anyone telling Air Force cadets to stop saying “mom & dad” should be fired. There’s no place for toxic wokeness in our military.

@enmodo Or Felis catus

@enmodo As long as you are happy, that's all that matters. Drop in for a chat and a donut 🤣 You don't need to be a member of any organization other than homo sapiens.

I can start a religion. Ceremonies will include dancing, multiple rooms with different genres of music playing, a food court with real fucking food from all over the world, copious quantities of cannabis. Your charitable donations will help to ensure equality within our...