Jeff Schaffer

@elonmusk please fix the bug that makes posts in timelines disappear when reading them. This has been going on for years... More often than not I cannot find the post again... It seems intentional which types of posts are dropped from my visible feed.

What people need to understand is that there is a uniparty that never loses. We need to cycle back and forth to pretend each side wins to keep people in line. The only side that constantly wins is bigger government. If he came thru on campaign promises... The D's were dead.

At this point, I think the only way Trump hasn't completely tanked the R party is that Q is right. He's lost every single America first type (which he campaigned on). He's lost the independents who don't want war and wanted big changes. He's lost everyone but always Trumpers.

@dschaff19 And yet, the CBA is coming up soon... Meaning it's going to be standard (possibly on all calls).

@JeffSchaffer13 100% true! And assuming that the zone shown is totally accurate. Many times the top of the zone is shown at waist level or sometimes lower. The whole thing is a dumpster fire.

Something I've noticed with this ABS horse manure is that they are using a 2D zone to determine pitch location. The zone is and should be 3D. In at least one video I've seen a ball called low where the 2D zone was at the back... Meaning a couple inches forward, it's a strike!

90% of baseball highlights on this platform are stupid fucking ABS challenges... As if that's the only thing baseball fans should care about. I give it two to three years until umpires no longer call balls and strikes at all.

Hey you OKD cucks... How you feel about one knee down tonight? OKD literally lost USA that game. You probably didn't even notice it. 1st/2nd one out... Slider in the dirt... No attempt to block because OKD. Sac fly. W/o that run... Miller is in for 9th to get the save.

When this conflict with Iran ultimately backfires and far too many American children die in a conflict that never needed to happen... Can we finally jettison our entirely unnecessary fascination with doing the bidding of Israel??

We're talking for a family of 4, about $450K added to our debt in your name. Y'all feel like you own $450K worth of anything? This fraud needs to come to an end!

US Debt math The government has spent (IN TERMS OF DEBT ONLY) an equivalent to $1 for every single person currently residing in the USA every single week since the day Jesus was born. And they've only had 1/8th that amount of time. Over $1.20/day since USA began per resident.

I love how the Red Sox traded a franchise 3B after acquiring a 3B... only to use the players acquired to acquire a 3B in the end Don't get me wrong, Durbin is a solid young player who SHOULD start. But something tells me they'll blow this part of the trade tree too.

Also... "Crusty fart" (I think I have it) said by dipshit Derek being the final audible words the viewers hear in the entire series is kind of a hilarious way to end the show.

Him saying that he and the mind flayer were one and the same meant that killing one killed both... Which it did. Did we really think the kids fighting that gigantic beast would win in the end?? Henry knew the only way to end it all was to die.

Ok... Hot take I haven't seen anyone plug. Henry Creel sacrificed himself to end the misery and tyranny of the mind flayer who had near total control of him. His tears were tears of realization that he knew his death was incoming and necessary to save the world he used to know.

Inspired by Elon. Neil Armstrong... Neil A. Anagram (or backwards) = Alien Buzz Aldrin... Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin... E. Aldrin Anagram = Dr Alien Was Buzz a doctor? Why yes... He got a doctorate in science Was Neil?... Glad you asked... No... He was not

@TheFFBallers Justin Heifer-Dung Emeka Abig-poopa Darren Squalor Tee BigWins

#MondayPunday Time!! Drop a one-liner or pun for a specific stud 💪 or dud 💩 player on your fantasy football team below...

@TheFFBallers Justin HefferDung What a crap season

#MondayPunday Time!! Drop a one-liner or pun for a specific stud 💪 or dud 💩 player on your fantasy football team below...

@AndyHolloway No statement is 100% true. Need other teams to lose as well. Alas. JJeff and Bucky... I'm lucky to be in 7th with those two plus Conner being 1/2/4ths Everyone else just needs to keep doing what they do.

I’m going to win this years title if _____________ delivers down the stretch.

@TheFFBallers In a week that just sucked... Made exactly three decisions with my lineup. Sit Denver D/ST for SF (-6.0) Keep Bo Nix in my lineup over Purdy (-6.7) Jauan Jennings in over DK (+0.0) Of the 3, SF in over Denver was the one I decided upon last. I lost by 3.64 Once 5-3, now 5-7

We try to mix in some positive #MondayPunday graphics, but this week so bad we are sharing just the negative 😔 This is a safe space for all your fantasy grievances.

@JasonMoore Got sniped on JT. Ended up with Bucky sigh... Had to play Bowers last week... Now this. Make it stop!

I ❤️ Jonathan Taylor