Jeff Semonis

@Tapdawg @MUtdreview @dasanil Always a good thing to check the unclaimed property website of any state you’ve ever lived in. It’s not often a huge amount of money, but it is your money so you might as well collect it.

@MUtdreview @dasanil Check with your states controller, that money is probably in lost property. Most states have an online search that you can use to find it and claim it. Looks like you’re in Texas so I’d check here: claimittexas.gov

Random dude I met at golf is talking investments. A second dude is 63, so the investment guy goes, “if your parents had invested a dollar when you were born and it grew at 10% annually, it would now be …” and pauses to think. I say immediately, “about $500”.

For those who used a computer between 1995 and 2001, what's the computer game from that time that sticks with you the most, and why

@WallStreetApes Oh the mini-bar and room service are overpriced? No shit Sherlock?

American is staying at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas He says he just got there and he’s already spent $200 on bare necessities - He just touched the coffee K cups, but because there is a sensor and he picked them up they charged a $19.99 restock fee - He ordered egg fried rice, it was $23 with a service fee of $15. If you go to the lobby it’s a $3 lobby fee to get it - Getting money was a $12 ATM fee - $50 resort fee - He bought water, it was outrageous - No free bottle waters, no free coffee - Everything is on scales, if you touch it there’s mandatory fees “The entire operations of this place is illegal and it needs to be shut down — I’m calling the FBI” “Never ever in your life for any reason whatsoever, no matter the discount, no matter the reason, no matter the time of day, never stay at this place, okay? I've been here for less than— well, about 24 hours at this point. I've spent no less than $200 just surviving on the bare necessities” “Don’t come to Las Vegas”

@Gidi_Traffic She understands physics.

Lookout For The Lady In The Green Dress 😭💀

@stoolpresidente And just what are they supposed to do about it Dave? Move the Super Bowl on two weeks fucking notice? The Patriots lost because the line couldn’t keep anybody off Maye.

I’m not going to say it because I’m not an excuse guy, but it’s bullshit that Seattle got to play a Super Bowl on the west coast #DDTG

@stoolpresidente The Seahawks beat up Maye. The ‘85 Bears would have destroyed him.

I wish we could play the Bills, Chiefs, Seahawks and the 85 Bears all at once right now. I love Vrabel.

Currently reading Cherry Bomb by @jakonrath for the @AmericanCancer Read Every Day Fundraising Challenge. facebook.com/share/1DDgFpy5…

@TonyKhan Can we have Forbidden Door at Arena Mexico?

It was a long day at work, but it’s better now because WINTER IS COMING! #AEW

@ATRightMovies Sizzle Beach. Just kidding lol

@ClownWorld The Ref. Good luck with the recovery

@Wisdom_HQ No more bacon.

@Mikehomeseller A Geo Metro

WHAT CAR DID YOU LEARN TO DRIVE STICK IN? #mikesquestions

@TonyKhan Can we have an event at Arena Mexico every year? It was spectacular l!!

@BWWings Hey Bdubs, can we get the lunch special back on the rewards menu?

@elonmusk You’re a fucking child playing international politics.

Name a movie you’ve seen more than 7 seven times with a GIF

@dom_lucre The comedian’s being a douche for clicks.

🔥🚨BREAKING: Hollywood actor Alec Baldwin was caught threatening to kill a Trump impersonator Jason Scoop. Baldwin: "If the camera wasn't here, I'd snap your fu*king neck in half, and break your fu*king neck. Alec has impersonated Trump on SNL for years but it’s a problem when someone else wants to have fun.

@Fightful Joe

Chris Jericho retains the ROH Championship. Who should dethrone him?

@Ramza_2 @IanJaeger29 @1MedicMom One box? Try again

@IanJaeger29 @1MedicMom The amount of personal belongings is…telling

USAID workers have begun leaving their building in DC after being fired.