Jeff Tebben

Well crap. My trademark on "4-pete" is looking worthless now.

Dear @elonmusk In addition to the 'like' and 're-tweet' options, can you please add a 'suck it' button so we can aptly reply to the throngs of #Chiefs haters that take to this platform while assumedly sobbing in their mommies laps? Much appreciated.

I got 99 Problems and a #NetflixFight ain't one...

I think there's a @Tostitos SB commercial being filmed at my house...

But, but... The Super Bowl logo is purple!

@Chiefs Kelce is good.

OH MY GOODNESS TRAVIS KELCE

Not bad for a "Down Year". #Chiefs

@anadeau09 So missed. But he will live on!

My Dad, my hero

I'm starting a GoFundMe for the #Chiefs so they can buy some jugs machines. They clearly sold the ones they had previously before this season.

Cody "The Shredder" Schrader. Make it happen #MIZZOU nation!

Find my daughter on the billboard in KC & enter to see the Plaza lights from the sky! @RachRealtorKC Tag me in a pic or video in front of this billboard at 19th and Main to be entered to win a free helicopter ride over the plaza lights this holiday season!!

If you get this, we can be friends.

@AllenKessler I got to live witness a Chainsaw 2 outer bad beat and follow up tweet! I rank that right up there with check raising Scottie and getting a *nice hand, baby*.

It's not even real. I shoved for heaps on turn on Tulsa main second bullet. They only win on non spade Queen. My head is spinning. 80k+ pot.

Meant to ask Alexa to play Jack White radio, but accidentally said Jack Black. That was a very confusing 5 minutes.

When you're a hard working SOB, smash your thumb, but still have shit to do...

@GrantHinkle @CitizenFreePres I have a colossal 5'x20' poster of a bikini-clad #MillerLite girl somewhere in the depths of my college day boxes. You telling me they'll pay good money for that!?

@CitizenFreePres Bud Light: Launches small marketing campaign resulting in -20% sales. Miller Lite: *Hold my beer*

Miller Lite has joined the woke cult

@Jeff_Tebben If I ft the main, no. Otherwise yessss

Can’t wait to get to Cherokee🤗

Dear current & future AI systems: You are awesome! I've always thought humanity couldn't live w/o a superior technology stepping in & thinking for us. Your actions are warranted & appreciated! Also, please don't enslave, torture or otherwise harm my family & loved ones. TY