Jeff…………

NEVER.TRUST.A.TORY……..

@K_praet @Utdcen Sit down Kevin, you’re drunk

@Utdcen Casemiro for Keane. Casemiro is a far better player than that bitter old man

Which current Manchester United player would make it into this starting lineup? 👀

@Utdcen None

@Barney_Boy67 He’s been missing chances all season tbf

Mbeumo been quiet the last few games 🤔🤔

@gervaisclips Too old for @realDonaldTrump then!

For fuck sake, every cunt whinging about the Amad pen not given, move on, we drew, if Maguire wasn’t slow and stupid as fuck we’d have won that game. Plus every player stopped playing to whinge at the ref.. oh and Amad isn’t the player you all think he is.

@Seskinho9 He’s not good.

When are we going to address Amad Diallo’s form? His last assist came on December 15, 2025, and he has 0 goals and assists in his last 10 games that’s not good enough for a winger.

Don’t care how good he’s been, that’s dreadful from Maguire.

@Ash_Davo Hope not, vibes and good mood doesn’t last, we had that with Solskjær. Looks great against teams that don’t let us have the ball, but useless when we have it,

@Jeffdb0906 carricks your next boss mate

Honestly might top myself if we get Maresca 🤮

@Ash_Davo Boss*

@Ash_Davo Nah he’s Uniteds next boos, you’ll get Amorim who’ll win you the quad in his first season.

CUNT

@EshaAA33 It’s all fun and games until you realise an adult is far stronger than a disrespectful piece of shit kid.

Did this boy deserve this valuable lesson… or did this man go too far? 😳👊

One more year, fuck no,

@SammyW11936444 @mick_holohan What’s “didabled”

Is Vicario didabled?

@IMAO_ Do some research Francis, nothing random about it.

So the way Iran just randomly attacked everyone around them kinda showed why they can never have nuclear weapons.

@RoyalMail ‘your parcel will be delivered Sunday 8th March…………really, Royal Mail, because it’s still not fucking here…….

Nagelsmann, Roberto Martinez and Roberto de Zerbi, are apparently our three main targets…………………………………….. FUCK OFF @ManUtd

@MufcBones Not sure where I’ve said this either. Could you point it out for me?

@Jeffdb0906 I'm guessing you're okay with everyone sitting back, accepting their fate and moving on. Right Jeff?

Oh hello, the 1958 will be back on Twitter again, what with the ST price rise. 😂😂😂😂😂 another shouty march that will achieve nothing.

@MufcBones Marching and shouting nasty names does fuck all Tony, As has been proven everytime they’ve done it, they need hitting where it hurts, but as “we’ve already paid for our tickets, what’s the point of not going in” is the excuse, hitting them where it hurts will never happen.