Jeff Lucht
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@zicobarre Will the f***nuts father should have had his ground keepers to do the job for free!
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@1109Patricia Some people really don't like that scatterbrain senile mumbling f****** idiot running the country Yes of course I'm talking about Donald Trump
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Scott Jennings spoke at a Hillsdale College event where he told the story of his Oval Office meeting with Trump.
He walked in expecting just the president, but the whole cabinet and senior staff were there in a chaotic scene. Trump spotted him, told him he looked “terrific,” and had him sit down. Then in the middle of serious meetings about tariffs and Hamas, someone bursts in complaining that the White House is still using paper straws. Trump immediately jumps on it.
Jennings uses the story to show how Trump runs the place, high energy, all over the map, but focused on common-sense things. He tied it into his book A Revolution of Common Sense.
The book did well for a first-time author. The book came out in November 2025 and quickly hit the bestseller lists, it reached number 8 on the New York Times Hardcover Nonfiction list and number 7 on the combined print and ebook list. It also cracked the USA Today bestseller list. It was promoted as a New York Times bestseller on the cover.
Exact total sales numbers aren’t public, but for a political book like this, making those lists in its first weeks was a solid success.
Patricia 🇺🇸@1109Patricia
Scott Jennings does a pretty spot-on Trump impression. He mimics the voice, the hand gestures, and that classic Trump rhythm really well. He’ll throw it in during CNN segments, usually when he’s defending something Trump said, and it always gets a laugh. It’s become one of his signature bits now. He’s done a few fun ones. The most recent was in April, dueling Trump impressions with comedian Matt Friend on a CNN comedy special, they went back and forth mimicking Trump’s voice and mannerisms. His take is pretty sharp and gets big laughs when he drops it mid-panel. He’s also nailed it while telling stories about meeting Trump in the Oval Office. It’s become one of his go-to bits.
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@_itsMks Is this the f****** show that keep on saying it's time to take you to the train station like a f****** redneck?
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@_HistoryNerd Besides Wanda sweitz this is the male worst comedian that just hangs around on commercials that I can't stand
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Kevin Hart on the time he outsmarted his mom (and paid the price):
On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Kevin Hart was asked about his high school basketball days. Turns out, just getting to tryouts required a full criminal mastermind operation.
Kevin played four years of varsity, but making the team almost didn't happen. His school was two hours away by public transportation, and tryouts started at 6:00 AM, which meant leaving home at 4:00 AM.
His mom shut it down immediately.
As Kevin recalls her saying: "You're not leaving our house at 4:00 AM to go try out for a basketball team. There's all types of crazy people out here, I'm not sending my son on public transportation at that time."
But Kevin wanted it bad. So he came up with a plan:
"Because I'm such a genius, I decided to take all the clocks in the house and set all of the clocks forward."
Every single one. VCRs, watches, wall clocks, everything. When it was really 4:00 AM, the clocks said 6:00 AM. He woke his mom up acting like it was time for work, and out the door they went into the dark.
The plan worked. Kevin made it to tryouts.
Then came the consequences.
"Midway through the day, I remember being in class… I remember a head popping in the window. And it was my mom. And my mom, she's just biting her lip."
The teacher told him his mother wanted to see him.
Kevin begged him to come along. No luck.
"All I heard her say was, you had me get to work two hours early! Bop! Wasn't nobody else in the office but me! She beat me all the way home. Every bus we got on she hit me… I think I got whooped for 3 and 1/2 hours straight."
The kicker?
He made the team. And he was happy about it.
When Jimmy asked what the lesson was, Kevin didn't even try to spin it:
"I'm going to be honest with you. There was no lesson in that one."
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@Kinza1278 You are one arm above the rest! You're absolutely cute
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@JoelRPatterson @ZachLahn I've been off of political drugs for a very long time especially the Donald Trump spell that he put on all of you! I don't take any medicine dude No need to with f****** common sense that Donald Trump is a weirdo and not a good president
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@RogueUnfiltered What a f****** weird ass question Yes all of it is against the law and anyone involved including Muslim Donald Trump and Clinton needs to be prosecuted for this kind of behavior stop trying to make one look better than the other
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@Mary1417796 Jesus Christ you need a much better dolly to be pushing around Have your packages dude
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@lippyent Look up my mom and tell her to not have sex with my dad!
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@GuntherEagleman Maloney several years younger than her sugar daddy is not in the picture how f****** stupid
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@WhitakerTA_ Donald Trump had a hurry back to his big beautiful ballroom because they're adding on another billion dollars for the taxpayer to pay for it?
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🚨 do you understand what just happened in the last 3 hours..
> jd vance made an UNPLANNED return to washington.. motorcade racing to the white house.. no advance notice..
> trump summoned the full national security team.. hegseth, gen. caine, the whole NSC.. not a briefing.. a decision meeting..
> trump scheduled a 1pm call with leaders of several arab nations.. the same leaders who talked him out of strikes five days ago by asking for more time..
> the rome round of u.s.-iran talks ended this morning without a breakthrough.. iran still refusing to give up uranium enrichment.. demanding war-damage compensation and strait of hormuz control as preconditions..
> trump had already called off a planned attack on iran around may 18 after direct requests from qatar's emir, saudi crown prince mbs, and the uae president..
> vance has logged 20+ hours in back-channel sessions.. described the ceasefire as "fragile".. described trump's red line as: iran never obtains a nuclear weapon.. full stop..
> iran rejected every u.s. proposal as "totally unacceptable".. the clock they were given to negotiate just ran out this morning in rome..
> the arab call isn't courtesy.. the last time trump convened gulf partners after a failed round, it paused military action.. this time he's calling them AFTER the talks collapsed..
every government on this list told their citizens "diplomacy is ongoing" within the last 48 hours..
all of this.. a single afternoon..
if you're not following me you're finding out about this 48 hours late from someone who read my post..
it's only getting crazier from here..
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@draloneboy Here's one for you f*** nut they're eating the dogs they're eating the cats b*******
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WATCH: Two straight minutes of Charlie Kirk absolutely eviscerating Oxford students on American politics.
He walked into the lion’s den and left the room stunned.
One of the greatest conservative debaters of our time.
A masterclass in facts.
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