Jeff Patterson

@Boro So we charged them £22, they charge us £31.50. We gave them 2,167 or something we got 2,000 Go smash the cunts! #UTB

Ticket information for the away leg of our play-off semi-final is now available ⤵️

Can’t see if he gives the goal, but after watching some Lino’s plod up and down the line at Champ level giving decisions he can’t possibly see, I at least admire the guys efforts to be in line and able to make a decision 👏

“Would you prefer the 2nd leg, to be first or second leg?” @ApolloMFC Brilliant

Hard not to love #UTB

@kieranwynn1 Your loans go back, so Targett & Browne, Fry. Believe the rumours already had bids for Malanda, Strelec rumoured to be unhappy. Wouldn’t be surprised to see Brittain & Morris bids in. Guess we will see

@JeffersMFC Realistically how many are going to go.. Hayden is a gimme.. who else..

Throwing it out there Don’t think Hellberg lasts all next season

@kieranwynn1 My concern is our predictability along with the amount of players that could well go, could turn into a huge rebuild. If we only have a plan A, come next season teams will still be coming here ready to sit in

@JeffersMFC If hes backed he lasts weve just got some absolute weapons in the squad... fuck me I could score in this squad and im a slightly overweight 30 year old who smokes 20 a day.

Fear can hold you prisoner. Hope can set you free

Squeeky Bum time and we are on laxative’s #UTB

Loving the old emails on last weeks @chatabix1 Who knows I might still get a ‘Thank you for your email’ 🤞

@DomShawEcho Well there’s the stat of the night 🙈🙈🙈

In last three home games, #Boro have scored one goal against three teams that have conceded total of 149 this season. Coming opponents will follow lead of Oxford, Leicester & Charlton. Promotion hopes will hinge on whether they can find way to overcome obvious Riverside challenge

Seriously is there enough work men for all the road works currently being untaken on Teesside, must be millions of them

@trimdonsmoggie Apart from the last 20 minutes when the ground emptied quicker than any ground I’ve ever seen

Birmingham fans love a wanker hand gesture, everytime the camera pans to the crowd,man woman and child are all 5 knuckle shuffling #UTB

¡Feliz cumpleaños, Juninho! 🥳

This happens every single week, referees must close their eyes for the first few minutes every week. @tommyconway__ most be the most fouled player in the opening 10 seconds every week

Coventry stuck it on Tommy Conway just seconds into their game last night…😅

🎉GIVEAWAY 🎉 With just under 50 days to go until England v Uruguay, we’re giving two lucky people the chance to win a signed England home and away shirt 👕✍️ To enter: ✅Like 🔁Retweet ➕Follow us Winners will be announced on Monday, good luck 🤞

@EFL Weren’t these meant to be getting announced earlier, sure they can announce March in full at least now

The latest set of #EFL broadcast selections between 6 - 11 March have now been announced 📺 Read more 👉 efl.com/news/2026/febr…

@IPhillips79 @BoroKnicks

@CeaserWrestles Also think Romans entrance was almost missed for the Yeet party

- Crowd exactly no pop for W's rumble - Becky gets eliminated like a jobber - No AJ Lee (just a 1-time pop return ig) - AJ Styles removes his gloves but puts them back on. (Kinda awkward) - Bron Breakker gets eliminated super quick after all that hype. - Rusev gets eliminated in under 20 sec - Entrants coming in way too fast (like every 30 seconds at times) - Brock Lesnar gets eliminated during Jey Uso's "yeet" party - No Balor but Two el Grande yeah sure - Roman Reigns wins the Royal Rumble without even announcing himself properly (just a video package) - multiple production botch ......and many more bs moments. This might legitimately be one of the worst Royal Rumble PLEs ever. 😭 #RoyalRumble