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@jarvis_best This is the dumbest thing that has ever been said, ever

I love Chuck Norris as much as the next guy but to be fair Walker Texas Ranger probably overestimated the number of times in adult life I am able to solve a problem by roundhouse kicking it in the face.

@ginacarano Amen! We all move one up on The List

Rest in peace to a great man, there will never be anyone like him. Chuck Norris. 💔

@SandyofCthulhu HAHAHAHAHA!! Please, dude. You don’t have John Wayne, so your list is complete horseshit!!! Stick with Elder Gods.

Who’s the best western star. Yes these are the correct choices. Deal with it.

RIP Chuck Norris! Baddest mother fucker of all time. I’m assuming Death apologized.

@robsmithonline @JenniferSey No, I get that it was satire. It was weak, poorly written satire.

@JenniferSey And you’re all missing that this movie is a satire. Hollywood knows it’s satire. It is you who is behind.

It's hard to describe how much I hated this movie. The whole thing makes Hollywood egomaniacs feel like they are the resistance when in reality they are the rich people, wearing single use $20,000 outfits, talking down to staff, OD’ing on Ozempic and generally being the most resource-consuming, selfish, narcissistic people on the planet. But ok, sure, you’re revolutionaries in Chanel and Balenciaga with a face full of filler and Botox!

@robsmithonline Respectfully disagree. “One Battle” was a preachy mess that spent the entire film patting itself on the back for how clever it was. It was a mediocre movie at best and it wasted a great cast. “Sinners” was a masterpiecand it will be long remembered as the best film of 2025.

“Sinners” is a well crafted, well acted mediocre vampire movie. It got the Oscars it deserved as Ryan Coogler and MBJ are major talents. Best Picture? No. I hated “One Battle” until I understood that it is satire. Best Picture? Yes. It will be REMEMBERED.

@DearS_o_n Hard work

What’s a “boring” skill that secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?

@BlastingThrough You totally look like Daniel Craig in those pics!!!

In Delta, we would go train with the CIA every six months. Their food was so good.

The CIA sent me to Sudan to help the regime beef up their security and train officers in EOD. I used my real name, but I was “Captain” Mike Vining, because they wouldn’t be receptive to an NCO. This is what we call “low visibility” in Delta. I was issued a diplomatic passport.

@lady_valor_07 Never eat wild mushrooms. Ever.

I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.

@JTEmoviethinks It’s amazing. Totally holds up

I’ll be honest I’ve never see the original Miami Vice TV series My question does it still hold up? Is it worth watching for the first time in 2026?

@guypbenson @SouthernKeeks Amen, bro! So proud of our teams. Nothing will ruin this

They graciously declined for understandable reasons. Certain people are trying to make us all share in their misery by poisoning this Double Golden moment. Don’t let them. 🇺🇸

@JesseKellyDC Amazing, bro!! If you can watch that without crying you are a stronger man than me!

That is legit the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my life.

@adamhousley 100% bud!! People need to lighten up. These Winter Olympics were the best EVER!

I don't give a damn who they vote for. I don't give a damn who they supported. I give a damn that they went out there and competed for our country and did so amazingly. If you care about their politics...you..are...the problem. I am gonna pour a beer and toast both...tonight.

@SallyJenki Who said that? We get two of the best winter Olympic team victories in decades, and this is where you want to focus? All I have heard from both Olympic hockey teams is support for one another, and for America. Both teams have been class acts all the way.

@funnydanny @granthpaulsen Felt better beating Canada, right Danny!!!

@Jeffmonster @granthpaulsen Hell yeah man

@granthpaulsen @funnydanny thanks for taking my call!! I’ve been looking forward to your segment since all day!!!

@GrandpaKen05 Hold your head high, bud! Canada played their hearts out. Our goalie put in a performance for the ages

I'm not going to whine, complain about officiating, blame Carney,or be a cry baby about this loss. I'll leave that to others. It was one heck of a game,the goal tender for USA was a brick wall,but it just wasn't meant to be. Loved the effort. Hope Crosby heals. Just heartbreaking

@daylambre13 Canadians rock

Canadians are the nicest people in the world omg I already love them so much 😭😭😭😭😭

@guyfelicella Great way to look at it, bud! Hold your head high- Canada played a hell of hockey game!!!

Thank you, Team Canada 🇨🇦 You showed heart, grit, and fight — the Canadian way. Sure, I’m disappointed. But I got to watch the game beside my 5-year-old son, making memories that matter more than any score. If losing a hockey game is my biggest problem, I’m doing just fine. 🍁

@RMapleCan You guys played your heart out! Great game, Canada

Win or lose… We’re proud of our team We’re proud of our athletes We’re proud to be Canadian!!