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Jeffrey Howard

@Jeffmonster

Deep down inside, I know I’m funny . . .

Falls Church, VA Katılım Haziran 2009
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Jarvis
Jarvis@jarvis_best·
I love Chuck Norris as much as the next guy but to be fair Walker Texas Ranger probably overestimated the number of times in adult life I am able to solve a problem by roundhouse kicking it in the face.
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Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
@SandyofCthulhu HAHAHAHAHA!! Please, dude. You don’t have John Wayne, so your list is complete horseshit!!! Stick with Elder Gods.
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Sandy Petersen 🪔
Sandy Petersen 🪔@SandyofCthulhu·
Who’s the best western star. Yes these are the correct choices. Deal with it.
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Jeffrey Howard
Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
RIP Chuck Norris! Baddest mother fucker of all time. I’m assuming Death apologized.
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Rob Smith
Rob Smith@robsmithonline·
@JenniferSey And you’re all missing that this movie is a satire. Hollywood knows it’s satire. It is you who is behind.
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Jennifer Sey
Jennifer Sey@JenniferSey·
It's hard to describe how much I hated this movie. The whole thing makes Hollywood egomaniacs feel like they are the resistance when in reality they are the rich people, wearing single use $20,000 outfits, talking down to staff, OD’ing on Ozempic and generally being the most resource-consuming, selfish, narcissistic people on the planet. But ok, sure, you’re revolutionaries in Chanel and Balenciaga with a face full of filler and Botox!
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Jeffrey Howard
Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
@robsmithonline Respectfully disagree. “One Battle” was a preachy mess that spent the entire film patting itself on the back for how clever it was. It was a mediocre movie at best and it wasted a great cast. “Sinners” was a masterpiecand it will be long remembered as the best film of 2025.
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Rob Smith
Rob Smith@robsmithonline·
“Sinners” is a well crafted, well acted mediocre vampire movie. It got the Oscars it deserved as Ryan Coogler and MBJ are major talents. Best Picture? No. I hated “One Battle” until I understood that it is satire. Best Picture? Yes. It will be REMEMBERED.
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Dear Son.
Dear Son.@DearS_o_n·
What’s a “boring” skill that secretly gives a man huge advantage in life?
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SGM Mike Vining @ Blasting Through Official
The CIA sent me to Sudan to help the regime beef up their security and train officers in EOD. I used my real name, but I was “Captain” Mike Vining, because they wouldn’t be receptive to an NCO. This is what we call “low visibility” in Delta. I was issued a diplomatic passport.
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LadyValor
LadyValor@lady_valor_07·
I’m 25. Give me oddly specific life tips. No general ”surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible.
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JTE
JTE@JTEmoviethinks·
I’ll be honest I’ve never see the original Miami Vice TV series My question does it still hold up? Is it worth watching for the first time in 2026?
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Guy Benson
Guy Benson@guypbenson·
They graciously declined for understandable reasons. Certain people are trying to make us all share in their misery by poisoning this Double Golden moment. Don’t let them. 🇺🇸
Pradheep J. Shanker, M.D.@neoavatara

I think it's really unfair of people to attack these women. Won Gold. Now at the last minute Trump graciously invited them to SOTU. But getting a huge team to come together at the last second isn't always easy. Let's be a little sympathetic and not assume the worst.

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Jeffrey Howard
Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
@JesseKellyDC Amazing, bro!! If you can watch that without crying you are a stronger man than me!
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Jeffrey Howard
Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
@adamhousley 100% bud!! People need to lighten up. These Winter Olympics were the best EVER!
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Adam Housley
Adam Housley@adamhousley·
I don't give a damn who they vote for. I don't give a damn who they supported. I give a damn that they went out there and competed for our country and did so amazingly. If you care about their politics...you..are...the problem. I am gonna pour a beer and toast both...tonight.
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Jeffrey Howard
Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
@SallyJenki Who said that? We get two of the best winter Olympic team victories in decades, and this is where you want to focus? All I have heard from both Olympic hockey teams is support for one another, and for America. Both teams have been class acts all the way.
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Jeffrey Howard
Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
@GrandpaKen05 Hold your head high, bud! Canada played their hearts out. Our goalie put in a performance for the ages
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Grandfather time. 🇨🇦
Grandfather time. 🇨🇦@GrandpaKen05·
I'm not going to whine, complain about officiating, blame Carney,or be a cry baby about this loss. I'll leave that to others. It was one heck of a game,the goal tender for USA was a brick wall,but it just wasn't meant to be. Loved the effort. Hope Crosby heals. Just heartbreaking
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Jeffrey Howard
Jeffrey Howard@Jeffmonster·
@guyfelicella Great way to look at it, bud! Hold your head high- Canada played a hell of hockey game!!!
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guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁
guyfelicella🇨🇦🍁@guyfelicella·
Thank you, Team Canada 🇨🇦 You showed heart, grit, and fight — the Canadian way. Sure, I’m disappointed. But I got to watch the game beside my 5-year-old son, making memories that matter more than any score. If losing a hockey game is my biggest problem, I’m doing just fine. 🍁
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