Jeff Burris 🏳️‍🌈🐘

@BBGreatMoments Could never happen now since they use a new ball just about after every pitch!

In Oakland they used to have a mechanical ball bucket that would rise from the ground when the umpires needed new pearls

@AntiLeftMemes Sam (1978)

And you cannot say Mr. Ed 🤔

@lucyshow11 No, it isn't.

So I posted this yesterday without the little arrows! And the majority said it was the ignition switch. Is this diagram incorrect?

@RBReich Funniest? Don't make me laugh. As if he even could.

After this Thursday’s show, the Ed Sullivan Theater will go dark, and we’ll lose one of the nation’s funniest and most courageous, truthful, and gentlemanly critics of Trump and his regime. Farewell, and thank you, Stephen. robertreich.substack.com/p/farewell-and…

@TheCleanCarClub Accessory. It powers the radio and windows maybe, while On powers everything as if the car was running. Cars still have this. The power button cycles through the modes if you're not pressing the brake when you push it.

What does ACC mean

@shauryabjym The tiles on the floor are square, not diamond shaped.

Boy Transforms Sprite Bottles Into Diamond Floor 💎

@RetroNewsNow Why do people think this is funny?

📺On May 8, 1993, motivational speaker Matt Foley, played by Chris Farley, made his first appearance on NBC’s ‘Saturday Night Live’

@its_The_Dr Give it to Mikey. He won't eat it! He hates everything!

Name a line!

@alphafox No, but I liked watching him do it!

Is this really the best way to open a pallet of lumber? 🤔

@TheStingisBack One of my favorite movies 🤪

Charles Grodin (born on this day) absolutely wrecked De Niro in Midnight Run. At one point, he needles him so relentlessly that De Niro cracks, breaks for a split-second, looks right at camera, and mutters: “pain in the ass this guy is.” Grodin waits a beat… then hits him again.

@bestofStarTrek Tribbles???

Have you ever wondered this?

@ayeejuju Americans know that m means meters. It never means miles.

@NewswirePatriot Who is forcing anyone to celebrate anything?

Chik-fil-A has always caused controversy for being a Christian company and standing strong in their beliefs. ✝️ Should they be forced to celebrate Pride Month?

@trumplicans2024 Shut off their welfare and any other benefits they are getting.

ideas??

@sfpelosi She is clinically retarded. She must be.

Deep thanks to the Supreme Court sketch artist who produced this masterpiece as Justice Jackson schooled the birther-in-chief on #BirthrightCitizenship.

@SenWarren It's not the government's responsibility to "pay for" all of that stuff.

Today, I'm introducing my wealth tax — and more than 50 members of Congress are joining me. It’s time for the government to start working for American families, not just the ultra-rich.

@realBigStanH Why would an atheist criticize something that doesn't exist? Some may criticize other's belief in God. I do not.

Good question

@Yam_Nivek Your son shouldn't have VOLUNTEERED!!!

@samrac92 10%

Brain teaser

This kid was born to be behind the kit. Somewhere nearby, the clarinet player is reevaluating his life choices.