Formerly: 'You can call me Jeff, not Jeffrey'

@disparutoo It’s probably an artifact of her transition hormone treatment… that’s a man, man! Her hands don’t lie… for the last time, **look at your own finger lengths, bro** specifically ur forefinger & ring finger lengths, wait… Crok 4.2 now says not so… show us a pelvic X-ray dear!

Zendaya has the facial expressions of a brick wall.

@iamrobothead SuperDuper Girl, All Cock says, "Hold my beer!"

The Mandalorian and Grogu isn't bad like The Rise Of Skywalker bad. It's a whole new bad. It's a non-film. It's special event TV, like The Holiday Special. Or Brady Bunch goes to Hawaii. It's bizarre

@Hooded_Man_81 Don’t listen to the song, I did and then realized I forgot how depressing the song actually is…

@JeffreySpinner2 Same stuff as yours, mate.

@Hooded_Man_81 and the rest of the Dutches. I came across this data point about Nat Gas supply: “Dutch storage levels are just 12.5% full.” You guys use natural gas for anything important that can’t be replaced by alternative means? For me: heat, cooking (BBQ too), hot H2O.

@Hooded_Man_81 Chorus: And we would all go down together Yes we would all go down together … Yes we all go down together youtu.be/R9rG1G-Yr_Q?si…

UK Police Log One-Year-Old Baby As Crime Suspect; Hundreds Of Kids Flagged For Offences zerohedge.com/political/uk-p…

Imagine a world where our tech was allowed to continue to advance… for things that don’t expedite our deaths? Japan is living in 2050… and it’s honestly shocking… youtube.com/shorts/ZodjIJ6…

@DrClownPhD @Hooded_Man_81 She can call herself whatever she wants, but mutilation surgery & castration drugs doesn’t make you a man. That thing will always be Ellen Page who suffered a psychotic break, called her female doctor, & instead of protecting her, the doc approved the mutilation surgery. Ffs.

Rocky IV, but instead of Sylvester Stallone, it’s Elliot Page.

@the_swap_shop1 Land Wale.

Li'l Earthquake

@ALowd34 @disparutoo @moth_pirate Unlike virtually all roetmoppen in the US who are Halfricans like Oprah discovered on that family history show, there’s more white in them than African most of the time! In the US everyone should realize they are all Americans or nothing at all, but low IQ gets in the way.

@disparutoo @moth_pirate "Elon literally is an African-American"

Every liberal saying "Helen of Troy is fictional, doesn't matter who she is played by" threw a fit back in 2016 that Gods of Egypt (terrible film) had white actors playing Egyptian gods They are also the same ones bitching that the live action Moana chose a light-skinned actress

@disparutoo @moth_pirate To state the obvious which may not be obvious: that’s where twerking came from. No shyte.

@moth_pirate They only complained because they think Egyptians are black.

@disparutoo @moth_pirate That’s where you’re wrong D [notice how I made the rest of your name ‘disappear’], they can’t think. 🙈🙉🙊🫰🏽🫰🏽🫰🏽 Real Egyptians don’t do this:

@the_swap_shop1 I just heard a psychopath cum. Idt that’s what you wanted… Not Greenberg, dba, Schuckerberg, wait, I mean Zuckerberg. Greenberg is his original last name. CIAduh Harry Lewis from Harvard that stole the technology to make AssBook placed him in charge. In-Q-Tel is a thing.

@ThreepioZee @Photokin_sw For the pedo pascals in the audience, the larger screen makes baby yoda’s package visible for a quick rub and tug I’ve heard. Yes irony, but it’s Disney, so easily believable… those fk’ing grooomers and grapists.

@Photokin_sw Does that make the story any better?

【朗報】『マンダロリアン＆グローグー』のプレミア上映落選、むしろ大正解だった件 ​実は本作、約50分間も「IMAXフルサイズ（1.43:1）」へ画角が拡張されるバケモノ仕様。 添付画像を見てほしい。標準スクリーンと比べて、上下の見える範囲が桁違いすぎる。 ​しかもこの真のフルサイズ映像を100%のポテンシャルで体験できるのは、日本でたった2館(グラシネ池袋&大阪エキスポシティ)だけ。 ​ここで重要なのは「グラシネのプレミア上映は座席が選べない」という残酷な事実。 くじ運のない自分が中途半端な席で観るハメになるくらいなら、一般公開初日にグラシネIMAXの「絶対的ベスポジ」を自力でもぎ取る方が圧倒的に幸福度が高い。有無は言わせん。 ​マンダロリアン&グローグー ✖ IMAXレーザー／GTの没入感に、妥協はありえない。 最高の座席で、フルサイズの2人を全身で浴びる。　 ​This is the way.　 #MANDALORIANandGROGU ​#マンダロリアンアンドグローグー #マンダロリアン #スターウォーズ #IMAX #負け惜しみ

@the_swap_shop1 This internet thing makes false flags so hard to manage. Only problem is: no one ever gets arrested, let alone punished. The younger generations have no idea 9/11 even happened 😔 I became FDNY EMS b/c I smelled it from Queens walking my baby son that day.

But 9/11 wasn't a planned inside job at all! Honest!

@Hooded_Man_81 @Variety “Penske Media (PMC) entertainment brands: • Variety • The Hollywood Reporter • Deadline • Rolling Stone • Billboard • IndieWire • Gold Derby • Dick Clark Prods (Golden Globes, AMAs, etc.) (Note: PMC has many more in fashion/luxury like WWD & Robb Report).” Devils all.

@Variety What is a punk rock superhero exactly? You are such desperate shills.

This week's cover: ‘Just F—ing Go For It’: How ‘Supergirl’ Star Milly Alcock Learned to Ignore the Trolls and Became a Punk Rock Superhero wp.me/pc8uak-1lHi9I

Ok, this made me laugh 🤣

@JVoidhart13948 @disparutoo @KatinOxford The great thing about having an Engrish (you missed that one) Writing degree is having the leeway to do things that would make your grammar teacher blush for effect. Once you prove you can write English, you can abuse the rules. 🧐Many famous authors have done so… My heroes.

@JeffreySpinner2 @disparutoo @KatinOxford "I has"? Might wanna get a refund on that degree.

There is zero reason to be upset about Helen of Troy being cast as a black woman. Except racism. There is no “historical accuracy” in a myth. Helen is not a real person. The requirements for Helen are to be extraordinarily beautiful and that more than describes Lupita.

American Democracy is Officially COOKED. youtu.be/fDeIE8wFiWk?si…

@iamrobothead I didn’t realize there were that many hit the wall cat ladies ffs. You have to report the number of this cat turd sells this time around. As Jorge Lupus said, the real money is in the merch.

12.99 Million of those units were sold in 2019