El Jeff

@eucerinofficial I would like one please ☝️🥸

@fasc1nate Shits look like walnuts

Dr. Helen Morrison displaying sections of serial killer John Wayne Gacy's brain.

@ShitpostGate Why is Dominican on the top right?

Oppenheimer blew me away

@wildtiktokss Ducks

What would it be?

@cornski I heard that if you say it 3 times @adam22 walks up behind you and let’s you fuck his wife

bro jus spawns in when the word cuck is mentioned

To the brave souls that have listened to their balls using a stethoscope and didn’t get caught, what did you hear?

@Pixyy_ttv @hiighabyss @cornski @RiceGum @KingJames @JeffBezos @elonmusk Bro thinks Elon knows him 😭 @NickEh30

@hiighabyss @cornski @RiceGum @KingJames @JeffBezos Bro thinks Jeff Bezos knows him😭 @elonmusk

Which Hat?

@hourly_shitpost TAKE ME BACK!

They’ve castrated the dog in me

@Jacksepticeye Army of sheep lead by a lion < Army of lions lead by a sheep

Whoever praying on my downfall, you’ve won. Please stop

Just hit my toe, hopefully not a sign of things to come

Everyone asks “Who’s in Paris”, but never why’s in Paris

Not seeing minions rise of gru on opening weekend will be forever a regret I have.

Orange juice > Apple juice

The Jurassic Park series has outstayed its welcome I fear

I’m no artist by any means, but I have drawn some pretty looking 5s in time

Alright, who got the movie rights for the #ghostofkyiv

Should one strive to do all they could possibly do before their time ends? Or is it worth it to just relax and wait it out?