Stuff Jeff Says

Hot dogs and hamburgers built this country and if you start closing down the hot dog shops might as well just hand the country over to China

I wanna tape up my nipples and ball on some nuns (meaning like show them up)

Everybody should date longer than they think they should date

Words of advice to bugs - if you are on the wrong person at the wrong time you could get squished

Don’t mistake kindness for weakness

@Saltyshari23 That’s not helpful?

@JeffsGirl3 Haha

Guys if you look at my page can you see my cover photo of me eating a banana sideways? It’s not showing up on my app.

This is definitely poncho weather

You can absolutely fuck me over. But if you do it with a smile on your face and a good attitude. I probably won’t mind that much!

🚑🚑 “Give ‘em hell!” … I mean that’s not really what you want to say to an ambulance but 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼

That’s how I like to enter a room - fishstick out

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I would be a prime candidate for drugs

There’s kind of a fine line between seedy and artsy

I like for everything to fit into little tiny boxes

Can I @VancityReynolds ?

It’s called a slow burn psychotic break

This sandwich slaps ass

I want to crowdsource my religion

I’m learning that I don’t have to suffer through spicy food to prove anything. Toxic masculinity is slowly leaking from me.