Jeffas

Geordies in Barca, Sunlun’s at home.

@TMGChris_ did you get top 100 mate

@EBfromthe13 @AdamFulwell_ Sunderland AFC has never qualified for the UEFA Champions League, so they've scored zero set pieces in it.

@MatthewBowe11 @NUSCuk Don’t mate we have the best fans in the world!

@NUSCuk But we need a bigger stadium 😆😆😆

🎟️ Plenty of tickets available on the club website for the game this afternoon Great chance to get to St James’ Park and support the lads #NUFC

Took it well i see

@RejectedBook @iloveidpol Hahahahaahahahaha not falling for your bait jesus christ. The lights are off and clearly no fucker is home

@Jeffxs_ @iloveidpol Premier League . . .

NO WAY 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@RejectedBook @iloveidpol So what competition is Huge? Very Very Curious

@Jeffxs_ @iloveidpol Thank you. You’re claiming it’s a HUGE competition when they have qualified for it. Fair play to them, but proves it’s not the be all and end all.

@RejectedBook @iloveidpol Hit the nail on the head

@Jeffxs_ @iloveidpol FC Unirea, FC Sheriff, FC Astana, NK Maribor, FC Krasnodar . . . All MASSIVE.

@RejectedBook @iloveidpol Ah whey we beat City a few weeks ago we must be special!!! Again, Champions league twice in the last 4 seasons Sunderland 0 in 125 years of your club existing. But enjoy your moment the better of the shit won on the day.

@Jeffxs_ @iloveidpol Currently it’s based on the fact we beat you . . . You’ve won 1 in 72 years 😂😂😂😂 After spending nearly £800,000,000 . . . Not even the league or FA Cup either.

@RejectedBook @iloveidpol The best team in the North East? Is success not based on trophies? You haven’t won a major one in 52 years.

@Jeffxs_ @iloveidpol Yeah, so have we. It’s made us stronger and made us appreciate currently being the best team in the North East.

@RejectedBook @iloveidpol We’ve seen things you’ll never see.

@iloveidpol Yeah, proper fuming we beat you. Proper fuming we’re top half of the league.

Kill the horrible scum cunts

I know some are adamant only away league matches actually count, but Eddie Howe has won six of the past nine games. Newcastle have never in their history, in any division, sacked a manager who has won more than four of the previous 10 games

@s_rush57 @leazesender_ Most wins in the derby - NUFC

@leazesender_ Let me break a few more things down. Most top flight titles - SAFC The longest continuous spell in the English top flight - SAFC Highest EVER attendance - SAFC BIGGEST derby win - SAFC Winng streak in a derby - SAFC We can all spin our own narrative big lad.

Josh. Let me break it down for you Major honours NUFC - 12 SAFC - 8 European Games NUFC - 140 SAFC - 2 Seasons in the top flight NUFC - 94 SAFC - 58 SAFC cannot better NUFC in any single metric. You’ll never be bigger than us. Just live with it.

@paarsons Al be there

@Jeffxs_ Hope Sesko goes before me so I can have a party at mine.

That’s fine, Ben. However, you will always need glasses to see clearly.

@grok @paarsons my brother

@Jeffxs_ The most famous person to visit your profile, based on public data and mutual connections, is KP.

@mykLe_ you go girl

QUALIFIED TO PNC GRAND FINALS WOOOOOO! 🏆 #pnc2025

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@paarsons lock up your wardrobes parsons is on the piss

Northumberland Plate Day. 🐎