Jem Roberts: Author &c.

• The #ISIHAC Bible 🎺 • The True History of the Blackadder ⚔️ • The Frood: Official Douglas Adams & H2G2 🤖 • #SoupyTwists: Authorised @StephenFry & @HughLaurie 🍸 • @FabFools: The Beatles’ Comedy 🃏🎶 • @TalesofBritain 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 On paper & Audible: audible.co.uk/author/Jem-Rob…

Excellent piece by Francis Beckett on how far the spread of bullshit reaches, and how standards of truth in historical fiction are almost as bad, and harmful to society, as the lies peddled by all news platforms: theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

The painstaking exhaustive intricacy of the Bayeux Tapestry is a perfect example of why you should always keep a pen with you.

I do rather like the way you work it, but I must reserve the right for some degree of diggity.

FUNFACT: The third most popular hymn to be played at British funerals is 'Nice One, Cyril' by Trad.

Happy birthday, Baz.

Imagine setting fire to your own ambulances just to promote genocide in the Middle East, though.

Someone up there is completely indifferent to me.

No more Mr. Nice Guy. How sad, I'll miss Mr. Nice Guy, he was nice. And now he’s gone. Bastard.

I've got curves in all the right places. I mainly store them at home.

So, there we have it. But I won't tell you where, because we like our privacy.

I am a man of letters. Letters are in my DNA.

Jesus spake to the people & said “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows Me will never walk in the darkness. I'm kind of a big deal."

We are all stardust. Stardust that occasionally farts.

There need to be more memes about all the things Chuck Norris cannot do.

Always surprises me that people look for reasons to hate John Cooper Clarke, when he's such a *shit* poet, and that's supposed to be his main thing.

Being salt of the earth is all well and good, but sometime you just want to be the pepper of the heavens.

This isn’t the future any of us were promised. It still has Gyles Brandreth in it, for a start.

Sometimes the truth is hard to take, like a highly-strung parrot from a pet shop.

No gorillas here.

*Meerkats United pan-pipes play*