Jen Neuman

@tulipsxtea @NMachiavalli @TheRealRathole @ohJuliatweets It’s 1 in 60 births.

@NMachiavalli @TheRealRathole @ohJuliatweets It’s pretty rare I think like 50 in 100,000 births something like that

@ruleispiss75368 @Big_crusher1000 @EvilEyeintheScy @Matthewtravis08 @LenSanook In Canada, red is the colour of the Liberal party…

@Big_crusher1000 @EvilEyeintheScy @Matthewtravis08 @LenSanook Canada might go red today!

I’m financially stable enough to last through 4 years of Trump’s bullshit. The majority of my MAGA family members who live paycheck to paycheck are not. I sure hope that Trump flag they’re flying in their yard brings them comfort when they struggle. Because Trump won’t. And neither will I.

@McMannKrtaylor3 Hope it goes well!!

I’m going for an interview today for my first full time, non music related job since I became a mother (a little over 10yrs) Please send all the good vibes!

@erat_perfect @CraigBaird Our first PM was born in Scotland

@CraigBaird First pm not to live in canada

Canada has a new Prime Minister: Mark Carney. He is: The first PM born in the NWT. The third PM after Joe Clark and Kim Campbell born west of Ontario. The first PM born in the 1960s. The 2nd PM to have played for the Oxford University Ice Hockey Team (after Lester B. Pearson).

@orion_fike @KristinRaworth Turner wasn’t either.

So many of you failed social studies and it shows. John Turner was PM without an election, so was Kim Campbell. We have premiers who became premiers without a general election. Literally begging you lunatics to read maybe one book

@golfcruelgame @ItsDeanBlundell You know what costs more than medications that keep people healthy? Sick people in the hospital system. Birth control costs way less than the healthcare needs of a pregnancy, labour & delivery, postpartum and newborn care.

@ItsDeanBlundell How about the taxpayer? How about future (not yet borne) taxpayers being buried in debt? How about …

Free birth control, insulin and the Pharmacare bill literally helps 25 million Canadians and hurts NO ONE. Not. One. Person.

@GarnettGenuis Are you one to talk Mr “Engage With Him in the Bathtub?”

Liberal MP says to “F# Right Off”. During a Parliamentary committee. Liberals are falling apart. Watch this foul-mouthed Liberal meltdown.

@emmaaitkenF1 This is Wicket. He needs a haircut.

Should any of you who are lucky enough to have a dog in your life who see this while you are having a little scroll have a moment to pop a little photo of them in my replies that would be greatly appreciated. 💖💖💖💖

@GarnettGenuis That you making homophobic jokes in the HOC today, Garnett? Keep on being a garbage human, I guess.

Jagmeet Singh claims he ripped up his coalition deal with Trudeau. Here’s my re-enactment of the first confidence vote since.

@AlbertoDoria @_celia_bedelia_ So then who/what is pregnant with my embryos? They’re hanging out in cryostorage at a lab. I’m certainly not pregnant with them. They are 8-cell stage, definitely fertilized. So where’s the pregnancy happening?

@JenNeuman10 @_celia_bedelia_ It doesn’t.

Sweetheart - if a fertilized egg doesn’t implant, it is discarded from our body with our uterine lining…during our period.

@AlbertoDoria @_celia_bedelia_ By that logic, the IVF lab that has 3 of my remaining embryos is pregnant with triplets… Pregnancy begins when a fertilized egg implants in a uterine lining.

@_celia_bedelia_ The start of pregnancy is when egg and sperm pronuclei meet in egg. Nice try in shifting when a pregnancy actually starts you ole witch.

@_celia_bedelia_ Or a tapeworm

You could as easily be talking about cancer, sweetheart

@FireflyAllie @MichaelZed @ellulie_ I’m in Alberta, and grew up calling them scribblers, I’ve never heard anyone call them cahiers - weird how language travels.

@rhfloon @kim_siever We used to (RN), but now have to purchase our own insurance separately from our license. They split it out a couple of years ago.

Based on an email forwarded to me, it looks like the UCP government wants all regulated health professionals in Alberta to carry personal liability insurance, even if they don’t run their own practice.

@AMCKunneke @CTVNews We have that. It’s age 75…

@CTVNews Yes. We need term limits for senators as well.

Joe Biden is endorsing term limits for some U.S. judges. Should Canada's court system do the same? ctvnews.ca/canada/joe-bid…

@Afro_Herper Yay! #FoundThatLizard

Happy #WorldLizardDay! You’re searching for a subspecies of the tiger whiptail lizard. Check out the full blog for how a different subspecies were observed catching fish and for the reveal. Can you #FindThatLizard?! earynmcgee.com/findthatlizard…

@Reddishpilz @Feisty_Waters *whispers* you aren’t entitled to other people’s medical information

@JenNeuman10 @Feisty_Waters Good, this means we get to see the DNA test result he keeps trying to hide. Can't wait.

Local woman wakes up, sends her best and most litigious oatmeal wishes to Imane Khelif and her lawyers, makes oatmeal.