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I’m pregnant with a little girl which has me nervous because so many bookers won’t book two women on a show together.

@Matt_Pinner Cookie mousse

His name is the last thing you ate

At 43 I'm still chasing the feeling of watching horror movies with my friends as a teen and each year I become more and more successful of reliving that feeling!

@BeyondFest Well done! This year was so much smoother, thank you guys for always killing it! =)

Everyday I look at the IG account: CheapHouses and get excited than I realize the house is in a state where I don't have full rights... like I wanna live in a Victorian home, but not in Victorian times.

Last year my Mom and I took the ambulance home for her 3 weeks in hospice. The ambulance drivers agreed we could go and rob a bank because NO ONE would suspect or prosecute us because Mom was dying. She said No! I mean if you're not gonna use the Make-A-Wish at LEAST share!

Today's the last day to raise funds to hit my $500 goal I'm $142 away. I'm raising money for the Cholangiocarcinoma Foundation. This is the rare cancer my Mom fought and lost her battle last July. Thank you for your support tinyurl.com/3ncbvkd3

I want to know where John Cena gets all of those jorts in 2025... like is there some sort of Cherry 2000 style factory forcing him into the forbidden zone to hunt down extra pairs? What's the source Cena?!!!

@Hertz The Aurora Seattle location has ZERO cars, 10 people waiting, 1 person working. 46 min hold for customer support ZERO HELP. No one could see if the other Hertz locations have cars. What's going on?!

He’s referring to himself as a king…So we’re in the middle of a Self-Coup…

@jason_blum Saw it at an early screening tonight and embarrassed myself with a loud gasp at one scene. To avoid spoilers I’ll refer to it as “finger licking good,” scene. This is the good kind of bonkers!

Is everyone going to go see #TheMonkey or what?

@Y2John84 It’s an indie masterpiece!!!

Say something about Phantasm (1979).

Canada is not fucking around.

They tell us to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps. That's what the FAFSA and Pell Grants helped me to do in the early 2000's... and now they've taken the boots away for millions of Americans while also saying they can't find qualified workers here in America??? C'mon!

I just want 1 of these posts by congressmen and senators online talking about Trump's abuse of powers to be followed up with, "AND THIS IS WHAT I, THE PERSON IN A POSITION OF POWER WHO KNOWS THE LAW IS GOING TO DO ABOUT IT!" A leader doesn't just report the bad, they share a plan

@Robinryan200 Where did you find 5 dozen eggs 🤯

@JenSaunderson Last Saturday my sister and I split 5 dozen eggs for 18.50. The same thing at the same store is 1. Sold out and 2. Selling for 24.99.

Just paid a dollar more for eggs this week from last week… now $9.99

@g0regirlll Ebola Sydrome

I love horror movies, because unlike real life we can all agree who the monster is! No one is saying, "Hey maybe the monster didn't mean to murder all those women or make that hand gesture... they were just excited!" We all agree there's a monster and that we need to STOP them!!!