Jen Jansen
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Jen Jansen
@JenWithSocksOn
Dutch - Stutterer - Sparta Rotterdam - Atlético de Madrid - Sheffield United - Street food - Probably at a football ground somewhere



@JenWithSocksOn The tomatoes look like they have too much flavour to be Dutch tomatoes though. Where did you find those?




Manchester Airport … as Gordon Ramsey would say, “shit in a box”. I complained and got a “you ordered and you have paid for it” response. Had to go through the manager to arrange a refund (processed in 24 hours). The UK has gone down the toilet in so many ways.

@JenWithSocksOn There was a time when only monks, nuns or cult members addressed each other as brother or sister.

Probably the wildest moment in football history. Swedish Hammarby legend Kennedy scores a spectacular free-kick goal and, while celebrating, catches a plastic cup of beer thrown his way—which he downs before tossing it aside!

Finding out what Lila's home life was really like was heartbreaking.

Felt cute. Won’t delete later.

Why was Pingu’s dad always ironing when none of his family wore clothes?

Nothing is sacred anymore! Even the beautiful Lake District has been hijacked by absolute massive wankers!









