Jen Jansen

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Jen Jansen

@JenWithSocksOn

Dutch - Stutterer - Sparta Rotterdam - Atlético de Madrid - Sheffield United - Street food - Probably at a football ground somewhere

Rotterdam Katılım Temmuz 2024

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neokai@neokaitiger·4h

It makes driving while texting, eating, or picking your nose a lot harder so I don’t recommend it for 99.9% of the troglodytes swarming the roads these days

yama@wydyama

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday

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Melony🍈@MelonTeee·15h

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·5h

@DigbyJailbreak It’s McDonald’s.

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JailbreakDigby@DigbyJailbreak·5h

@JenWithSocksOn Make 2 patties twice as wide.

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·6h

I’m listening

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·5h

@DigbyJailbreak How do you expect 4 patties to not be tall?

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JailbreakDigby@DigbyJailbreak·6h

@JenWithSocksOn

QME

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No Context Dutch 🇳🇱@NoContextDutch1·16h

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·6h

I know his time at Manchester United was a joke but he genuinely seems like he’s found his love for football since going to Betis. Happy to see him thrive and having fun.

ESPN FC@ESPNFC

Antony picked up a hat and celebrated with it after scoring the fourth goal for Betis against Panathinaikos 🤣 The Brazilian is just having fun out there 🔥

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·6h

Adidas is pissing on Nike’s chips. Bad time to be Dutch. 😐

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·7h

Actual feeling of driving + no police will ever accuse me of texting while driving. Also a great thief deterrent.

yama@wydyama

There’s no way y’all like driving manual everyday

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·21h

Needed a fattier cut but still delicious. Left has homemade hot sauce, right just BBQ.

Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn

Pulled pork is happening

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Ashley Reese@offbeatorbit·1d

better than mr. brightside

Culture@notgwendalupe

23 years ago, The Killers released 'Somebody Told Me'

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·1d

@SolipsismCrisis Stones and glass houses

𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙢𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙨 🔞@SolipsismCrisis

Breakfast sorted...

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𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙢𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙨 🔞@SolipsismCrisis·1d

@JenWithSocksOn "Dutch"

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·1d

Leave it to the British to not know what seasoning is

𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙢𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙨 🔞@SolipsismCrisis

@JenWithSocksOn Ah bloody hell who dropped it on the floor?

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·1d

@SolipsismCrisis “Joke”

𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙢𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙨 🔞@SolipsismCrisis

@JenWithSocksOn Ah bloody hell who dropped it on the floor?

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𝙎𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨𝙢𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙞𝙨 🔞@SolipsismCrisis·1d

@JenWithSocksOn Again not understanding how to make a joke.

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Jen Jansen@JenWithSocksOn·1d

@SolipsismCrisis Only joke is finding random people to comment on food being prepared, using this one life of yours. No wonder she’s not coming back with the kids.

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