Jenna Zwick

@atrupar I mean, I’m on Dexedrine and I sleep less than 6 hours a night. And I’m not a racist or a fascist. Part of that is on him.

"But at no time, having known Joe Biden for quite some time, does he have the energy of Donald Trump. We both know it. Donald Trump didn't need to sleep five hours a night" -- Kevin McCarthy to Hannity

@live955 Trying to convince Alexa I'm evil. What should I ask it?

It's the LAST day of 2020! How are you going to spend it!? #HNY

“Hey Alexa, where can I buy Saddam Hussein’s romance novels?”

I got an Alexa, and I want Amazon to think I’m an evil crazy person. What should I ask it? #amazon #alexa #WorldDomination #qanon @realDonaldTrump

@jiffylube @JiffyLubeOregon Sure - I opened a case but the franchise hasn’t responded.

@JenZwickBiz @JiffyLubeOregon Hi Jenna. We'd be happy to open a customer service case for you to make sure your concerns are addressed. Would you please DM us with more information?

@JiffyLubeOregon I took my car to Jiffy Lube about a couple weeks ago and wound up with a Oil pan with stripped bolt threads. You guys did the previous change 2 End it needs a oil pan replacement. How do I get you guys to fix that it’s not my mistake?

We should rebrand democratic socialism as “the prosperity superhighway” ...or “America Platinum!” I mean, like half of people don’t agree on what words mean anymore so why not?

@CElston It depends how well they’ve treated you. Pretty sure it’s ok to anger-bill someone if they’re making you do endless revisions!

Is it a faux pas to send in your invoice while the gig is still happening?

@LegalEagleDJ Can you make a video on Texas suing to block other states election results? Please? Oh gosh, I am so anxious!

Today: atrocities in history in 3 sentences or less. The Dutch East India company: Hey let’s change how you’ve been farming for centuries. Oops, 30 million people died. *curb your enthusiasm theme*

I left #freelancing full time and started a new job today. #Intel is amazing! So glad to be here! :) I am still doing web dev and low-cost managed hosting for a small customer base, DM me for details or visit zwickweb.com

Turns out - Yes! psychcentral.com/news/2015/02/0…

I postulate that empathy is inversely related to the average speed a person drives, and self focus is directly related. And People who regularly speed would be good salespeople, and those who don’t would make good managers and customer service. #sociology #driving

@Marina_Sirtis Right? TNG Season 3 - Riker hooks up with Soren, a woman from an Andro race, who identified as a gender. @RationalDis That was in 1989. Marina - You're awesome and I love you more now than I did when I was little, watching TNG with my dad. :)

I’m.. completely sure efficacy doesn’t mean what you think it means.

This is literally the craziest thing I've seen this year. And it's been a hell of a year. #insanepeople #pregnancy #idontknowwheretostart #funny #alarming

@ericnakagawa Oh, I would live there in a second! Living in Oregon is nice but we're always so close to red state territory...

It seems ironic, but with rents and COL coming down in SF more people will start or move their company here. 🤔

@dr_pete Slack for tension. Slack for ropes that are too tight. Slack for when my mother is on my case about giving her kids. [TW; I apologize in advance] Slack for the INXS guy? :( [Yeah I know. I’ll show myself out.]

@dr_pete That sounds pretty funny, I’d buy into that Kickstarter

This is a great idea!