Jennyfish

To whoever called for an encore of the tone deaf man screaming his highest falsetto in my ear, I hope you have a bad hangover tomorrow

Bring back jazzercise 2024

"play some ratchet shit, let's tear up the church" - St. John's Wine Night

When life gives you pizza, make Pizza Rolls @totinos

"I can't not eat the trees" #merrycrisis

"I'll never understand the physics of anime hair"

"Sometimes I fuck up all the time"

Why can't you say "vulva" on the radio?

normal people in the summer when its 85 degrees outside with no cloud in the sky "beautiful day today!!" so wrong. so so wrong a little cloudy rn, leaves different colors, CRISP cool air. THIS IS A BEAUTIFUL DAY

"I wanna play clean; I don't feel dirty today..." *screams*

#GhostEnergy Sponsor me I love you @GhostEnerX

"Yeah that's exactly what the queer community needs is a straight presenting white guy gatekeeping what queer people can do..."

@CarpoolNY 🚬 🥛♾️

man we really went from 22k monthlies on spotify to 7k in the last 5 months 😂i’m trying to not stress about it but like…. are y’all mad at me?🤔

Soup season is upon us and I'm STOKED

I hate how much kneecaps move

@allieburnsmusic Everyone in the Buffalo jam band scene: "what's the difference!?" While I'm over here trying to not scream the subdivisions at people 🙃

When it's not "just a hair" and actually a "giant spider" you squished on your face when you're trying to sleep. Sorry, buddy 🕷️

I'm having a bad day and would just like a shopping spree through the @Wegmans bakery department