jena luckman

fuck cancer

Everything that’s meant for you will never pass you by.

“If they wanted to they would” except it’s me applying that logic to media who don’t answer my pitch emails 😭

American Businesswoman Jena Luckman is how I’d like my Wikipedia to read

Looking for my phone while on my phone yep today’s gonna be a long one

I’ve never been so busy with work in my life

Mine will suggest 10 minutes of boxing but it’s just me changing my sheets

Why is bad bunny at the met gala lookin like my ex boyfriends dad

@JackMulq Those were quite the days

Fun story- PC and I, summer 2009, I had returned home from Wisco, we were inseparable. Went clubbing every night, velvet ropes opened for us everywhere. I had a summer internship at Vogue at the time. PC joined me for lunch at the legendary Condé Nast cafeteria one day (the cafeteria was quite horny at the time, lots of attractive employees throwing glances everywhere). The next day, the article below was pinned to the cork board next to my desk. Some kind of office prank? I left it up all summer. Unphased, unflappable. Probably drove my mysterious office bully nuts having to look at it every day 🤷‍♂️

The spirit airlines to spirit Halloween pipeline is real quick huh

@WilliamRichJr @DragonflyJonez Shhhhh we don’t talk about that

@DragonflyJonez 2025 Heat lost by 55 to the Cavs in Game 4 of the first round last year. I hope the Hawks lose by a 60. 🫡🫡🫡

Knicks up by 50. I don’t know the record for highest margin of defeat in a NBA elimination game but it definitely feels like a record like that should belong to the NBA’s Atlanta team

@Kazeem 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The Anne Hathaway game

HAWKS DONT EVEN BREAK DOUBLE DIGITS IDK THE LAST TIME IVE SEEN THIS ESP IN A PLAYOFF GAME

💙 🧡 LGK

@alyssavingan This is so you

If you think I won't be spending the evening of my 40th birthday at the Olivia Rodrigo show in Brooklyn you are WRONG:

@rebeccaluckman though Cynthia Erivo won the London marathon… just putting that out there

Two people finished sub 2 hrs in the London marathon. Do you understand how insane that is. The guy in second had never ran a marathon. The guy in third broke the world record. We all have zero excuse to not hit the gym this week. 🏃🏼‍♀️

@DJTWOSTACKS As we should

@JenaLuckman Every single day

please stop disturbing women you’re not prepared for. we are tired. we deserve intentional men.

The Apple TV remote is more sensitive than me on my period I swear

what a blessing to see your friends have children