JakeSim

@JukeTTV 3 tungs when you spell the man’s name

@Guttas_ Ui is terrible man. Feels like madden ultimate team lag. Takes forever to get to collections lmao

Biggest like: How much content we have and feels like there is a ton to do Biggest dislike: I do not like the UI (feels clunky and there is so much to filter thru)

@br_betting @Bet_Labs They just lost to the Celtics and hawks back to back lmao💀? How much did Vegas pay for this post

The Heat have won 10 games in a row after a loss this season Heat +130 ML tonight vs. 76ers 😳 (H/T @Bet_Labs)

@FetishBets Vaguepost of doom

Yeah fuck my life

@AlexCaruso Is it really “free” if I’m losing money from the picks

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@YourFriendKyle_ Rusty Kuntz

I'm thinking of a former MLB player & there's no fucking way you're going to guess who it is. $50 to the person who gets it. Only one guess per person.

@ActionAdvisors_ CBB

We just found a 21-1 (95% win rate) spot for tonight's game between Arkansas and Alabama. It's the best FREE CBB spot I have found all season long. I will personally DM it to the first 500 people who Like and Comment "CBB"! (Must be following)

@SchefflerLegion Thoughts on finishing top 10?

Will be 5 strokes back to start his final round officially at the WM Phoenix Open tomorrow Still got a very slim chance, but would be hard to catch Hideki

@SchefflerLegion Beautiful

🕊️🕊️🕊️ DRILLS THE BIRDIE FOR HIS FIRST OF THE DAY!! -1 thru 8 holes, -5 total, and 6-strokes back

@SchefflerLegion That chip was yuck!

Par on 17 -5 thru 17 holes, -3 total, and 8-strokes back

@KKellen6722 @SchefflerLegion Why r the odds still +145

@JengyZimo @SchefflerLegion Almost none especially if he finishes over par today

Par on 4 +1 thru 13* holes and 9-strokes back

@NickGuthre @BetMGM

Nick Emmanwori now injured AND we still can get Patriots +4.5 at +100?? 👀 Might be the biggest lock there is on @BetMGM

Fairway bunker on 2, 139yds to the pin

@SchefflerLegion Yuck

Just pulled it dead left with his approach and one hopped into the bunker. 30yd up and down for birdie coming up.

@lemon_p_papi @shadybiev

I have secured insider information that Giannis to Minnesota is a done deal Do with this info as you please

@NickGuthre And they now have JJJ, lauri AND Kessler? I don’t understand

This feels like it makes 0 sense. Jazz trading AWAY 3 1st round picks??? Actually mind boggling.

I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED! Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks. “Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.” The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!” “But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?” “No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.” Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented. “Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.” Tears began to well up in their eyes. “But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.” They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile. I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?” He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked. “Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”

Providence ML to get the day started Let’s hoop 🏀

@MarkInCAD Oh yea this a Brantford broad😭😭

Rare footage of me mogging an upset guest when I was employed