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@JenksmanShane

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Southern Indiana Katılım Ağustos 2014
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Shane
Shane@JenksmanShane·
@DrGuitar I would duct tape her to a tree and load up the SUV. Save the babies 🎸
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The Doctor@DrGuitar·
What would you do if you walked up on this scene??
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Gina Carano 🕯
Gina Carano 🕯@ginacarano·
@HeroesofHoldem_ One lesson was.. Carbs are not the enemy. It’s what kind of carbs and when you eat them in association to your workouts that benefit or hurt you. 🙏
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Gina Carano 🕯
Gina Carano 🕯@ginacarano·
This was one of the best rides of my life. I felt locked in fight night. No fear just focused positive adrenaline. Love to my team. 🥹 My heart is heavy, I wanted to throw, battle, win, but I kicked when I should have moved and was down and done. If I hadn’t tapped she would’ve broken my arm, as it had begun to crackle. The disappointment of losing like that is very humbling. @JonnyBones and @cainmma came up to my table after the fight. They set my mind straight. Jon said, “You haven’t fought in 17 years? Do you know how big your balls have to be to get back in there after that long? Did you set some sort of record or something? Respect!” 🤣 That’s exactly what I needed to hear from the best to ever to do it. I’ve been in a caloric deficit for a year, training felt like swimming as hard as I could upstream. I can count on two hands the number of times I felt good training. It was physically the hardest thing I’ve ever done taking the weight off while turning back into an athlete. I felt like a science experiment losing 100lbs. Every week the pressure of how to get that little bit off. I learned a little late how to do it healthier but trial by fire. The California Athletic Commission is great and one of the strictest in the world. They weighed me a week and a half before the fight, extra tests and scans, multiple drug tests. We weighed in and they weighed us the night of the fight to make sure we complied with the rehydration rules, which I passed all easily. I needed to go through this fight to implement permanent lifestyle changes and now I feel like this is just the beginning. I can’t wait to see where I can push my body to go next. I’m so glad the world got to experience this version of @rondarousey I found a beautiful woman, wife, mother, daughter, sister and legend. I adore you lady. We made history, again. I hope @MostVpromotions MMA @netflix continue on because they CRUSHED it. Respect where respect is due. @nakisa_bidarian @jakepaul It was such a great experience. Thank you ALL for showing your support. It’s because of you we get to face our fears and live our dreams. With all my heart, thank you all. ♥️
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Cloudchord@Cloudchord·
Led Zeppelin but Surf 🏄
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Sovey@SoveyX·
Men will do anything to avoid trying on clothes. He made the clothes try him on.
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🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸
Let’s enjoy the day!!! 🤣😂🤣 COLLIERVILLE MOM DETAINED AFTER ALLEGEDLY OPENING “SIDELINE SANGRIA STATION” AT YOUTH SOCCER GAME COLLIERVILLE, TN — Parents arriving at Rose Soccer Complex Saturday morning expecting Capri Suns and awkward small talk instead found what witnesses described as “a full-blown brunch winery experience with shin guards.” 38-year-old Brittany Calloway was reportedly escorted from a U-9 girls soccer game after allegedly setting up a folding patio bar beside Field 3 and selling “small batch mom juice” out of a monogrammed cooler during the first quarter. According to witnesses, Brittany arrived at approximately 8:12 a.m. wearing oversized sunglasses, a floppy beach hat, and a shirt that read “IT’S CALLED SELF-CARE, KEVIN.” She allegedly unloaded a collapsible table, two fake ferns, and a handwritten drink menu from the back of a white Tahoe with a “Powered By Pinot” sticker on the rear window. Authorities say the menu included: • “Collierville Cabernet-ish” — $9 • “Minivan Moscato” — $11 • “Pinot Grigio & Childhood Trauma” — $13 • “Ref Whistle Riesling” — $15 • A complimentary refill for any parent whose child got put in as goalie “for character development” Police say Brittany also had: a battery-powered blender, a ring light, a Venmo QR code taped to a pumpkin spice candle, and a Bluetooth speaker blasting early-2000s Kelly Clarkson on repeat. One father told officers, “I honestly thought she was part of the tournament sponsorship.” Another parent reportedly became concerned after her daughter asked, “Why does Chloe’s mom have a happy hour menu next to the orange slices?” When approached by officers, Brittany allegedly insisted she “wasn’t technically selling alcohol” and claimed parents were simply “donating toward emotional recovery.” “She was incredibly committed to the theme,” one officer stated. “She had punch cards. She offered us a loyalty program called ‘Sip Happens.’” Witnesses say Brittany remained calm while being escorted away, though she allegedly attempted to hand out one final mason jar labeled “Silent Carpool Sauvignon.” Despite the interruption, the Collierville Lady Fireballs went on to win 5-2, although several parents admitted they had absolutely no idea what the score was by halftime...
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Fun Viral Vids 😊
Fun Viral Vids 😊@Fun_Viral_Vids·
Never look down on anyone because of their appearance. Don't judge a book by its cover
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Joe Elliott
Joe Elliott@def_leppar20044·
Would you rather go back to 1980 and see Tom Petty or The Boss!!
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Vinny’s Corner
Vinny’s Corner@VinnysCorner1·
Name a former first baseman that only true fans of your favorite MLB team will remember.
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Amy@20th_Centurygal·
What’s a song you absolutely love… but would be mortified if anyone heard you blasting it in the car? I’ll go first… “Sugar” by Maroon 5...😂 What’s yours? No judgment zone...😜
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Chad@braves2430·
Can you name one?
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🇺🇸Hot Pepper
🇺🇸Hot Pepper@Hot_Pepper76·
If classic rock had its own ancient wonders of the world, this might be it. Boston, Journey, Kansas, and REO Speedwagon carved into stone forever. Which one are you walking into first for a concert?
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Tokyo
Tokyo@otokyo__·
what was it...
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Shane
Shane@JenksmanShane·
@lippyent Every damn one of them 🤣
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Shane
Shane@JenksmanShane·
@BBGreatMoments Louisville Bats catch a few games every year. They have a hell of a happy hour 🍻
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Shane
Shane@JenksmanShane·
@JVMonte2 Oh wow man I guess Jimi barely over Zep damn you 😆
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Jim@JVMonte2·
You have the opportunity to see one of these bands on their first tour…who are you picking?
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