Jenn Schaal

Dating apps in your 40s “oh wow I was AT his first wedding!” (Swipes right)

Here for @Tim_Walz as he’s giving proud dad watching his kids vibes during @POTUS tonight ❤️❤️❤️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I am personally offended by the sheer numbers of people who do not have portrait lock engaged on their phone and my question to them is HOW DO YOU LIVE?

@barbarelleh Have you hit the musical episode yet?

And the chief is having a heart attack. What was going on in this writers room

starting greys anatomy from the beginning here we go

At the @Brewers game and it’s wild how fun baseball can be when a team actually hits the ball cc: @Twins

@AdamMcCalvy Adam! I’m here with my parents for their 50th anniversary - any chance I can hug you, old friend?

Three up, three down, two strikeouts, 10 pitches for Corbin Burnes in the first inning.

It's Fake Garth Brooks time. Corbin Burnes starts his final outing before the All-Star break with an even 4.00 ERA.

Fun to have @JennSchaal and @Dave_Schwartz on today - find the show wherever you get podcasts or tap this: omny.fm/shows/drivetim…

I’m not a mom but today my boyfriend’s 12 yo referred to me as a “parent” and man my heart grew 1,000,000 sizes. Honestly, I’m just honored to be part of the village!

@smburns Honestly I was at a work event just watching this all unfold and it was so so so funny

@JennSchaal I apologize for all of us.

If there is a football on the ground, rest assured that any man will pick it up and start throwing it around because they “played in high school” and then will proceed to pull a hammy and/or crash into something/someone when attempting to “go long!” Every. Single. Time.

@EmPaigeComedy I love that he privatized his feed. As if, my dude.

@DanaLitman I love this so much!!!

@JennSchaal I spy with my little eye…you!! I’m at Frankie’s watching you on the Prism fundraiser. Lindsay said “hey, I think that’s Jen!” Kent, from Frankie’s was the best man in our wedding. Hope you are well!

@smburns @DeRushaJ @KateRaddatz ok wow it’s an honor just to be nominated by THE @smburns 🏆🏆🏆. Also, Jason! Talk to @daveryankdwb! I can do co-hosting!

@DeRushaJ @KateRaddatz @JennSchaal would be great.

While @KateRaddatz is on maternity leave from her unpaid DriveTime Monday 4pm contributor role, I'm looking for a few great women to guest on the show. Comics, journalists, extroverts, people with a fun perspective who can banter on a range of things. Is this you or a friend?

@RossRaihala My Kia was stolen 3 times last summer. I sold it to a dealership in La Crosse last September and I’m SO GRATEFUL to be free of it. What a shitty company.

I know several people who've had their Kias stolen. One of them got it back all crashed up and it was stolen a second time from the auto shop's parking lot. His insurance has informed him they'll no longer cover the car as of July. twincities.com/2023/04/20/the…

@MattHelgeson “If it weren’t for those pesky kids!!!!”

It's pretty amazing how in thousands, if not millions, of photos of Jack Nicholson that have been taken he looks like he's up to something in every single one.

I’m in Florida and it’s 86° and sunny, but, I mean…it’s still Florida, so…it’s not…great.

Going on 4 hours on hold with @Delta -wild Friday night

@mollypeonies Oh no.

People who take care of kids: What would you do if a pre-teen kid used your credit card on your Apple account to buy like $500 worth of "game buck things" in their online game?

Who’s got a lead on 20mg adderall extended release? I’m out at the end of the week and I can’t find a pharmacy that has anything in stock. #adderallshortage

@LindsayGuentzel 🙋🏻‍♀️ junior and senior class President here! DECORATIONS WERE ON POINT

Dear @IKEAUSA @IKEATwinCities: a v impt question my bf’s incredibly amazing 12yo kiddo after I asked if she wanted to join my trip there this evening: “I LOVE IKEA! CAN WE PAY THEM TO LET ME JUMP ON THE BEDS BECAUSE IF I HAD A BUCKET LIST THAT WOULD BE THE ONLY THING ON IT” So?