Jenn Studebaker

@Morning_Joe “invoved?”

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@briantylercohen so this is how your hair always looks flawless: 🤣🤣🤣

@briantylercohen I hate that I have to use this platform. But I really appreciated your message after the results. I’m deeply worried. Thank you.

@AlyssaEdwards_1 I have been rooting for you for years and years. (Shut up we’re old.) so happy happy happy for you! If you ever want to visit far west Texas (like Marfa) I’m your liaison. Love you, Queen.

@EvilMopacATX Yay?…

Imagine being such a donghole that you don't realize this is a savage, $4k self-own that Taylor Swift gives zero fucks about

@JamesGunn @mattreevesLA @DCOfficial My adult son, Grayson, applauds this.

Over the moon excited to announce the newest DC Studios/Warner Bros Pictures Animation greenlit film for theaters, DYNAMIC DUO, the story of Robin… or should I say, Robins, as in Dick Grayson and Jason Todd. The first feature film from the visionary Swaybox, a mix of animation, puppetry, and CGI, a script from the wonderfully talented Matt Aldrich, produced with our partners at Matt Reeves’ 6th & Idaho. This is something special.

@HueyRey I saw your bio and I am indeed a chef. You’re welcome. lol

hello @astros checking to see if Ted Cruz has been banned from attending Minute Maid park yet

Boston tea off Kenley Jansen party, ASTROS WIN!!!!!! Sax for all!!

#FeloniousTrump #TrumpGuilty #34Felonies #TrumpConvicted

Will the @NRA still support a candidate that can’t own firearms? #feloniousTrump #TrumpConvicted

@CesarJBlanco let me know when you are in Alpine next! Love to meet up again.

@nerdette Biscuits agrees.

whelp, all the Meta apps are down. How the hell am I going to procrastinate by looking at pics of your pets? do we all have to start a group chat or what

@HEB Really?

@JennStudebaker All of our H-E-B brand chips are packed by weight, not by volume. During transport, shelving, and handling there may be some settling of the chips that cause the bag to appear less full. Rest assured, the bag you buy should contain the exact weight indicated on the package.

Sent the hubby to get chips…. Come on @HEB , be better. #SuperBowl2024

But I’m also pretty great

@maxjoseph are you willing to do really messed up abuse stories where I’m not great? Because I have a doozie

@EvilMopacATX you mother fucking celebrity.

@michaelschwab13 Bill o’Brian

Who should the Astros new manager be? Wrong answers only.