Jenna Maldonado

@ThomasSanders You silly goose!

Looooove being straight.

@ThomasSanders Mayhaps thou shouldst consider an "stunt double"? 🧐🤣

It's a tough position to be in 😔

@ThomasSanders Once again Remus hints he likes 'em Logical... 🤣

Correct sentence structure is everything 💄

@ThomasSanders Level: Expert

what level of queer is this

@ThomasSanders Game nights are the best! ❤️

Game night with friends has turned into a discussion of queer theory and philosophy. So a typical game night.

@ThomasSanders That child (?) who wrote the skit DEFINITELY licks food to make it "theirs"! 🤣

When you let someone else do the writing… 📝 youtu.be/aF1awR0e3Y4

@ThomasSanders Thanks man! (And nu-uh you are too smart enough! It's just a matter of...spotting 😆)

@Jennagin101 Omg Jenna well done, that was too smart for me to come up with

Obligatory workout update post

Without telling me your age. What is the first video game you played? GIFS ONLY!!!

@ThomasSanders @ShytheDude I second that motion!

@ShytheDude Honestly? Kermit. He’s earned it with all the shit he’s had to put up with.

I think it’s time. We need to let the muppets say fuck.

@ThomasSanders "I have hobbies just like everybody else. Baking, watching movies, puzzles, and committing felonies!"

Looking for submissions from all of you!! Reply with lines of dialogue (from your fave piece of content or ones you just made up) that might elicit a BIG reaction (a gasp, a yell, a shock of fright or joy). We’re doing a TOTALLY serious acting challenge and we need the prompts 😤

🚨: Chinese scientists reverse Alzheimer’s in mice and restore memory

🚨 Human Papilloma Virus (HPV) can now be completely eliminated, thanks to Mexican researchers

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description.

Let's see them! 👇

@Lyraworldxm Sunflower by Post Malone

If you see this tweet please reply the last song you listened to. I’m making a playlist

@rukky_nate I'd hit up Go Fund Me and spend it all there.

You’re given $2m. You have 20 minutes to spend it. You can’t spend it on cars, airplanes, yacht or a house. You can’t spend it on golds or diamonds either. What will you buy?

Well... If it will make you feel better... If it's any consolation at all... I heard a bird sing a beautiful song this morning. 🐦

@ThomasSanders Thank you for following your intuition! 💙

Was gonna just show a picture of the new lego build but realized it made sense to have someone else present this one 🔭

@ThomasSanders Cats just love Christmas trees! ... The same way they love mice, birds, fish, wiggly fingers, bells, insects, laser pointers, cardboard boxes-

Too Sparkly 🎄