Jenn 🌮

Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description

“oh hey, welcome to my home. does it smell like burning hair?” “Uh..no..wh-“ “no reason”

I don’t think you’re ready… for this jelly *proceeds to kick off slippers and show off Grimace socks*

Thought I’d share my kitten’s first bath

@AbsOfBeer @StefanMychajliw @realDonaldTrump

@StefanMychajliw @realDonaldTrump Fuck em, I dont want them as a 51st state now.

Dear Neighbors to the North: had you bent the knee as you should have to @realDonaldTrump and become our 51st state, you'd be a gold medalist right now. Suck it Canada. 🥇🇺🇸

@kaitduffy Ughhhh, glad you cancelled

I met this guy 48 hours ago, cancelled a drink last night because I was fucking TIRED, and he sent me this. Sorry but I do not feel bad at all.

Tell me where in Canada you’re from without telling me…

@chefsevenn Beans n’ weiners here

WHAT IS THIS CALLED ?

If you're 30 and over, you saw exactly what you saw.

NO cheating, post your last saved image without any context 💀

@chefsevenn Anything more than 2, do you even like coffee?

How do you like your coffee? ☕ Choose between 1-7!

@otokyo__ Nature and books 🤍

What's the best way?

@sad5ky Trauma bonding

@iam_preethi This made me laugh out loud, thanks!

If you're a woman in your 30s, unmarried, and still obsessed with traveling, it's time for a reality check. No amount of traveling if going to fill your soul. You deep down inside know what you need: a loving husband and children. Traveling is nothing but procrastination and avoidance of truth.

@Matt_Pinner Breaking Bad, Lost til season 3, The Haunting of Hill House for mini series

What is the best?

@globalnews In other news, water is wet

Mike Smith, who plays Bubbles on Trailer Park Boys, charged with sexual assault globalnews.ca/news/11518014/…

After a year off, I’mma dabble here for funsies

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary Yay?

Twitter went to hell. Deleting but keeping my profile for when Elon inevitably has to sell to keep himself out of prison 🫶🏻

Me watching people radicalize themselves in their lil Twitter echo chambers full of nothing but confirmation bias’ (without a lick of scientific knowledge) all while calling it “critical thought” 👀