Toaster Strudle Glaze 𓂀

Employer: your time off request was denied. Me: well you gonna be short staffed

@bennycxxx Babe I think that’s like 4 hours maybe 5 😂

@JerRuhMee “Hey siri? How far is it from Vegas to Tempe?”

Good morning. It’s been awhile.

@RendellXXX 😗🫶🏼

@JerRuhMee Hot damn

@ohitsroodie Thank you babes 🫶🏼

@JerRuhMee Welcome back ❤️

These men are GAYYYYY!!!

The year is 2026 and Rihanna still has yet to put out an album.

I’d genuinely be okay if I never had to hear AIWFCIY ever again. Shit has gotten so annoying.

Somehow my ex had a wife, 2 girlfriends and another boyfriend in the 5 years we were together right under my nose and I never even knew. Military men are fuckin trash man.

Miss Gale Hailstorm is making her return! Oh this is great day.

What a horny morning

The tip is brown

Lift your legs up and show me your hole

@RodriquezAnton1 Bless you

@JerRuhMee Perfect form and the view is amazing!

How’s my legs looking ? 🍑 🦵🏽

@RodriquezAnton1 Did I do good?

@JerRuhMee 😜🔥

@KkkoMax 😏

@JerRuhMee 💋💋💋🔥

Good morning 🪵

@dannyazxxx Here i am

Taylor Swift the woman that you are !! ♐️

Catch me out running with it flopping around 🏃🏻

@dannyazxxx Trying to put my nose under those nuts

I don’t eat coochie I’m sorry