Jeremiah

What is a 'buy it for life' item that is offensively expensive, but the moment you use it, you realize your entire life before that point was a lie?

@cinnam0nst3r theonion.com/its-not-a-crac…

i have a home.

@magyarpeterMP This isn't gonna age well...

Thank you to the National Police Chief for the offer, but I continue to decline personal police protection - whether 24-hour or otherwise. I have had nothing to fear so far, and I intend to work in such a way that I will have nothing to fear in the future. Hungary will become a place where no one who works and lives honestly has to be afraid. Thank you to our police officers for their service.

@Wario64 Should be $70 max, unless it's literally gold-plated

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@DougWahl1 I'm Hamulating 😩

SHE IS BROKE! Is anyone having a worst 2026 than Kristi Noem; Minnesota, hamulating congressional hearings, being fired, losing her free government mansion and jet...and her husband being revealed as a cross dresser. Now- according to federal financial disclosures- she is also broke, in debt for between $2.6M and $3.35M Your Thoughts?

@AppleTV It's giving

A new thriller series from the producers of Homeland. Coming May 8 to Apple TV. #Unconditional

@ick_real Cumslut

I'm looking for a ridiculously old-fashioned girl's name for our new born . Think great-grandma name. Very old and rare. Any suggestions asap pls?

@Gianl1974 @Ops_Overlord Who tf are these people...

The pristine public image of the President’s youngest son has been shattered by a series of high-level leaks describing Barron Trump as a "spoiled brat" within the private walls of the White House. While the nation watches the USA march toward a potential conflict in the Middle East, former staff members are coming forward with claims of entitled behavior and a jarring disconnect from the reality of everyday Americans. These whistleblowers suggest that while the public sees a quiet, towering student, the "behind the scenes" reality involves a teenager shielded by immense wealth and power who reportedly treats household staff with a lack of respect that has left veteran employees stunned.

@Wario64 @Meta can suck my fuck 🖕

Meta Is Increasing The Price Of Quest 3 & Quest 3S Starting Sunday -Quest 3S (128GB): $300 → $350 -Quest 3S (256GB): $400 → $450 -Quest 3 (512GB): $500 → $600 uploadvr.com/meta-quest-3-q…

@MeeMesm0 @Wario64

@Wario64 And key is revoked...

Resident Evil 2 1998 Humble price error fixed

@NormanFrankens1 @Wario64 The Nazis were renowned pedos so you're just proving my point. Also, #FuckIsrael 🖕

@JeremiahWuzzah @Wario64 Wow. You dont deny being an epstein class apologist and dont disavow degeneracy. Are you sure you’re not a degenerate transhumanist sex trafkin pdf israel supporter 🥴🤣🤣

new look at Spider-Man: Beyond the Spider-Verse (releasing June 18, 2027)

@aidannonx Who the fuck else would it be

It’s genuinely depressing how some of you think I meant Erika Kirk. A lot of you have a lot to fix about yourselves

Bryon is allegedly in an open relationship with Erika

@ChandlerCaston3 @Misskitty100304

@Misskitty100304 Umm hi that’s me 😅

THE VIDEO BEING THE GUY SHOOTING HIS SHOT AND WANTING TO TAKE NOAH OUT ON A DATE WHY IS THIS SO CUTE 😭😭😭😭💗💗💗

@dannodrewthis @3DanEder You should be off pudding...

All this Avatar: TLA talk has me fired up. Might be time to actually finish my Aang model.

@NormanFrankens1 @Wario64 Wow, you sure tweet about Jews a lot... You sure you're not a Nazi 🤨

@JeremiahWuzzah @Wario64 Nah. Nazis burned those jewish books. First thing they did, son. Now go epstein class simp somewhere else🤣🤣🤣

@NormanFrankens1 @Wario64 Nah, you're thinking of the Nazis 🫡🫢

@JeremiahWuzzah @Wario64 leftist do love their open pederasty😆

Ahh.. well, nevertheless

@PlantBoi01 @Spycyzygy *bred

@Spycyzygy Some bullshit alwwwways stopping me from getting bread

@cocdcy @NikePS5 Tom Hardly 😒💅

@NikePS5 MY tom hardy

it's so insane that this guy is in fact so hot....

@KodveStetoskop Em dashes up the asssss

iğneli epilasyon nedir diye soranlar için açıklıyorum. bir hekim olarak söylüyorum bu iş resmen ortaçağ işkence aleti estetiğiyle modern tıbbın buluşması. kıl köküne ince bir iğne sokuluyor ve elektrik akımı veriliyor. kıl kökü yanıyor, ölüyor, bir daha geri gelmiyor. kalıcı. gerçekten kalıcı. fda’nın kalıcı epilasyon olarak tanıdığı tek yöntem bu. lazer gibi belki azalır belki geri gelir muhabbeti yok burada, lazer resmi olarak sadece kalıcı azalma yapıyor, kalıcı alma değil. mekanizma basit ama acımasız. iğne follikülün dibine kadar giriyor, galvanik akım veya termoliz ya da ikisinin kombinasyonuyla kök hücre yapısını tahrip ediyor. hücre ölünce kıl üretecek fabrika kapanıyor. dükkana kilit vuruluyor resmen. her cilt tipinde çalışıyor. koyu ten açık ten fark etmez. lazer melanine bağımlı bu değil. sarı kıl beyaz kıl kızıl kıl hepsinde iş görüyor. lazerin yapamadığını yapıyor ama kimse tercih etmiyor çünkü acı eşiği sınav gibi. aşk acısı mı iğneli epilasyon mı deseler iğneli epilasyon derim diyen insanlar var bu bir şeylerin göstergesi. ama bir bedeli var. kıllar hep aynı fazda büyümüyor, anagen telogen katagen diye dönüp duruyor, sen ancak büyüme fazındaki kılı öldürebiliyorsun. bu yüzden iş bir iki seansla bitmiyor. literatür net, ortalama 12 ila 18 ay, haftalık ya da iki haftalık seanslar. her seans 15 dakikayla bir saat arası sürüyor ve o süre boyunca her bir kıl tek tek muamele görüyor. evet tek tek. bu sabır değil ibadet. insanlar neden tercih etmiyor biliyor musun çünkü beyin anlık acıyı uzun vadeli kazançtan daha yüksek fiyatlıyor. klasik hiperbolik indirgeme. evrimsel beyin bu hesabı yapamıyor. bir buçuk yıl çek kurtul diyorsun adam gidip ağda yaptırıp her ay aynı döngüye giriyor. sisifos mitolojide kaya yuvarlıyordu biz bacak ağdalıyoruz