CLAUDE BUILT ME 10 TRADING BOTS IN 34 MINUTES. +$788 IN 3 DAYS.
I gave each one $300 and said - compete.
One prompt. Ten strategies. Each bot - a separate agent on Claude API. Its own system prompt, its own decision logic, its own risk management.
Newsreader - parses RSS + NewsAPI, runs every headline through Claude with the prompt "rate market impact from 1 to 10". Above 7 - enters. 10-15 trades a day. Never sleeps. $300 -> $368
Arbitrage - finds broken logic between linked markets. One says 40%, a related one says 15%. Calculates conditional probability, finds the gap - enters quietly. $300 -> $427
Contrarian - monitors volume. When 80%+ of money is on one side - takes the opposite. Kelly criterion cuts position size. Hates consensus. $300 -> $234
Sniper - 2-3 trades per day max. Claude calculates expected value for each market. Only when edge is above 25% and model confidence is 8/10 - enters. Rest of the time - silence. $300 -> $536
Reader - RAG pipeline. Eats SEC filings, CBO reports, Fed minutes. Splits into chunks, embeds, searches for contradictions with current prices. 400 pages per minute. $300 -> $493
Whale Hunter - parses on-chain data through Dune API. Tracks wallets with 70%+ win rate. When someone drops $50K+ into a position at 3:00 AM - follows. No questions. $300 -> $412
Scalper - microtrades through CLOB API. 30-40 a day. Catches 2-3 cent moves on bid-ask spreads. $300 -> $271
Calendar - only trades events with a known date. Elections, Fed meetings, court rulings. Pulls historical data on similar events, calculates base rate. No deadline - not interested. $300 -> $389
Sentiment - sentiment analysis. Collects posts from Twitter API, Reddit, Telegram. Calculates positive/negative ratio, compares to price. Everyone panics - buys. $300 -> $197
Copycat - monitors signals from the other nine through a shared JSON. No strategy of its own. Waits until 3+ bots agree - copies with double size. Ensemble model in one line of code. $300 -> $461
+$788 in 3 days. Ten bots. One prompt. Zero emotions.
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