Jeremy Custard

I’M A @MesstivalUK WINNER!!!! Thanks to everyone who voted for me 😀😀 And massive thanks also to some of the awesome stars who make my silly ideas come to life. @xAraneaex @LittleMissIvyy @PennyBanksWAM @LalayLottie @HoneySaccharine @Fox02Summer @MadameVanquish @satinespark

Somewhere along the line, swimsuit becomes swimsoup… @xAraneaex just shrugs and keeps pouring. For science, obviously. Filling her one-piece with can after can of soup just to see how much it can really take. Get yours: umd.net/download_info/…

In the Quiztank hot seat this week is @faeriewillow_ The only way to avoid getting slimed is a strip trivia game-and if she nails it then @Scarlot_WAM is the one who’ll be drenched instead! Who’s getting naked? Who’s getting gunged? Find out here: umd.net/download_info/…

The leftover game: messy, ridiculous, a bit disgusting… and usually a fair fight. Not today. Today it’s @IvyRainUK vs a packet of fake garden ivy (thanks Jeremy) One of them is ending up buried in sloppy leftovers. We’ll let you guess who wins. Link: umd.net/download_info/…

Feeling lucky? You’ll need more than that when @epiphany666cb is calling the shots! Lucky Numbers is a gloriously gooey gamble you can play right from your tub at home. And, with Epiphany in charge, the odds are stacked deliciously against you. Play now: umd.net/download_info/…

It's time for Ping Pong Pandemonium! @sabrinajadex & @marxist_bambi face off in a slippery arena armed with ping pong balls, spandex, and buckets of gooey gunge. Miss a shot and get soaked — lose three rounds, lose a layer of clothing! Total chaos here: umd.net/download_info/…

Top answers win prizes… And somehow those prizes always end up on someone’s outfit. Welcome to Guess the Thingy with @quinn18079 and @IvyRainUK. See why staying clean is impossible: umd.net/download_info/…

Sexy. Slimy. Mesmerising. A wetlook tease turns gloriously messy as @aloraluxmodel steps into the gunge tank for a seductive stripshow that builds with every splash. See every messy moment. Here: umd.net/download_info/…

Sixteen boxes. One real prize. Every other choice? Total messy mayhem. @AprilPaisleyLB and @MissJasmineBx take turns in the hot seat for Jeremy’s all-new Mystery Boxes. See just how messy it gets here: umd.net/download_info/…

Custard. Cake. Cream. Chaos. Location: your bathtub. Join in for a one-on-one sploshing session at home with the playful, pudding-loving @faeriewillow_ guiding you through every gloriously messy moment. Download here: umd.net/download_info/…

A soupy script… and a squirrel hand puppet!? Trying to perfect her recipe, @IvyRainUK follows a mystical trail into the woods and meets Nutmeg, an overexcited squirrel puppet. His “ritual” to make perfect soup? Ivy pouring it over herself, of course! umd.net/download_info/…

A simple magic trick turns into something far messier than planned. One snap sends @epiphany666cb into our gunge tank; another drenches her in green slime. As things escalate and clothes start vanishing, it all gets very messy—and very embarrassing Link: umd.net/download_info/…

Welcome to Quiztank! @sabrinajadex is in the Gungetank, @marxist_bambi is safely outside (for now), and 80 litres of gunge hang overhead, waiting for a single mistake. Answer right—or get slimed… Curious how it all played out? Find happened here: umd.net/download_info/…

Happy New Year! Kick off 2026 the fun (and gooey) way—tight spandex, playful encouragement, and desserts everywhere. The New Year Fitness Special with @xAraneaex is here. This isn’t your average fitness video; it’s dessert-fuelled chaos. Get fit here: umd.net/download_info/…

Christmas facts meet festive slime! @IvyRainUK is bringing festive cheer and facts — until Jeremy Custard crashes in with a gunge blaster, buckets & tanks of slime! Merry Sploshmas to all. It’s the jolliest mess of the year! Get your christmas present: umd.net/download_info/…

Step right up for Jeremy’s Mystery Boxes! @aloraluxmodel faces 16 mystery boxes - one with a spectacular prize, the rest packed with sticky, slimy surprises! Will she win big or end up covered in chaos? Find out here: umd.net/download_info/…

It's time for Ping Pong Pandemonium! @bsmessybakery & @IvyRainUK face off in a slippery arena armed with ping pong balls, spandex, and buckets of gooey gunge. Miss a shot and get soaked — lose three rounds, lose a layer of clothing! Total chaos here: umd.net/download_info/…

Feeling lucky? @Scarlot_WAM is waiting for you at the other side of the tub to play Red or Black where every card decides who gets messy next! If it’s red, she takes the splosh… if it’s black, it’s your turn to get drenched in goo. Join the game here: umd.net/download_info/…

Spandex, slime, and total chaos — welcome to Ping Pong Pandemonium! @AprilPaisleyLB and @MissJasmineBx wrestle it out in a pool of gunge where pride’s on the line and staying clean isn’t an option. Who’ll come out on top? Find out now: umd.net/download_info/…

You sent us your ideas, and we turned them into messy reality! @xAraneaex takes the hot-seat in Episode 4 of "Sloppy Viewer Suggestions" 15 viewer-submitted forfeits picked at random, one brave participant, and a lot of gooey chaos! See what you created: umd.net/download_info/…

Two lookalikes, one hotseat, and a tank of orange slime waiting to drop. Hannah Graeme vs @IvyRainUK - both determined to stay clean, both at the mercy of the audience. They plead, they laugh, they squirm… but who got the goo? Find out here: umd.net/download_info/…