Jeremy “Hogfather” McCrickets

@KyleHall823041 Give me a sack and a 3.5 and I’m runnin thru them all #diesel

Which one would you crack?

If I see one more twink playing fucking hacky sack I’m gonna end it all. Sack is the shit I shove up my nose not this grass fairy bullshit. #sack #mothers -Big J Hog

@StevenHeggs This dude is so much cooler than me FUCK

Fuck this guy

Yo Bangladesh come get ur boys dawg they are dirtying my clean race. #sec #sheetz

@soft7enjoyer One hell of an egg hunt this year

Thanks Easter bunny #easter

A tradition unlike any other. #pridemonth

@thetruebigreds Just ripped some bag off one of those chunky ass adpi girls⚔️ good rips tn bro

Praying for everyone’s bag tn. Stay safe in downtown Auburn and hide your wallets. This is a threat not a warning #staysafe #scaryhours

atta boy playa #expand

Grope her any harder nigga #kevingates

Holy shit. Shabbat dinner and bob Ross night??? #touse #nyctunnels

@danthesportsdad Buying that in a heartbeat. JPP gonna have his glove 3 inches up my girls baux🥱🥱⚔️

History. Put it in Canton

@6beerdinner Free puh just throw a penny on the ground she’ll bend right over for ya #ball

Got so drunk now i have a date tonight. And SHES JEWISH. FUCK.

@snorty_shorty Can you suck it? #LANK

Kind of in the mood for a boyfriend

Thanks Grandma! Can’t wait to shove this fresh Mr. Grant up my nose🗣️ #snowfall #wanghaf

Three strokes max on this one. Call me crazy but that’s still a birdie #dibs #piphilock #jordanspieth

@DixieDan87 On the bright side ya got some whip. #womp

Worst fridge load out I’ve seen

Roofie trick shots at the backyard games will feed families #isthisthedagger

Can’t wait to get back to Auburn and just put 3.5 to the face

@pattykaner8888 Them girls used to love it when I didnt wear pants. Freeballin in the snow develops character.

4th grade Patty would’ve seen this and thought that his crush would never love him if he wore pants to school.