Jeremy Scippio

The one wish tweet that actually came true.. thank you!

@KevinfeigeMCU Make @ChrisEvans @CaptainAmerica the lead of the @Avengers in Doomsday. I don’t care how, just do it

I hate talking to someone MY AGE trying to cosplay like they’re GEN Z. I know my demographic TWIN! We locked in 4 Lyfe GANG! TYPESHIT…

Tonight 9/9/9pm @KorruptedComedy Sets The Stage For Our New Exclusive Weekly Residency Shows- @fatsalsdeli @ their newly renovated beautiful space in Hollywood @ 1154 Highland Ave (Doors 8) #Hollywood #FatSals #ClubFatSals #standupcomedy #KorruptedComedy KorruptedComedyLLC.com

Cornering a liar is dangerous… you deserve a black belt and an Oscar for the way you keep flipping the script.

How was @CharlestonWhi15 before @UncleRuckus existed because I swear this is the same person.

“You have an unnatural allegiance to losers and thats unlike you” ECHOES in my head from time to time w/o warning… Thanks @KattWilliams

I hate when people use God's or Jesus' name as a conversational weapon. (Are you thinking... "first person to mention God wins the arguement")

I was with yall making fun of @champagnepapi abs until I realized mine look like @bigsean

What’s the most money you lost at one time?

Push can RAP.. he just need more hits… (which it might be too late)… he definitely need to either grow locs or cut his hair. Having starter braid for 22 years is record breaking

Which midlife crisis would you rather have… Will Smith’s or Kanye’s?

Niggas’ll be looking older than you then you find out they never seen a music video premiere on BET

Posting your cashapp is the equivalent of holding up a cardboard sign at an intersection, … anything helps

No phrase feels better than saying to someone, “I don’t have CashApp”

@Fact Eggs

What’s the one food you never eat but most people you know, does?

The only 2 Birthdays that matter today @sonic_hedgehog @SEGA 🎈🎈🎈