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@JakeAsman The worst, I used the app on my tv and it selected the wrong game (I highlighted the right game). Contacted costumer service and did absolutely nothing for me. @gothamsports get it together

The Gotham Sports app remains the biggest failure in the history of NY sports. Embarrassing that the Yankees, Knicks, Nets, Islanders, Rangers, and Devils want to associate themselves with a garbage streaming service. Pathetic.

David Stearns after getting rid of Nimmo, Diaz, and Pete Alonso just to save 40 bucks #Mets

Let's have some rain delay fun. If this gets 3,000 reposts by the time we resume, we'll give away a Pete Alonso signed baseball!

@MAYORof_TWlTTER Taken way out of context

Happy Bayer Day errbody!

Been over analyzing this tweet all day

Only airline worse than Spirit Airlines is Holy Spirit Airlines

@elmoisinnocent It’s giving

AC with the good luck charm

@jameshannafin2 @FromYouFlowers Did it come with a boat engine in it?

Absolutely never ordering from @FromYouFlowers ever again

Haven’t hated Russia this bad since Rocky IV

We never really found out what New York City was like for Delilah

@ianimal69 @ComedyCellarUSA @TheGDComedyJam Courtney watching this

I turned @comedycellarusa into a hardcore show and stage dived while singing “Smells Like Teen Spirit” at @TheGDComedyJam!

Chex mix is just like “yeah let’s throw the hard mini bread in there”

Anderson Paak looked so happy playing those drums

Hoping for the best for Matt Harvey, my favorite Met

Got a proper fucking by the Knicks this Valentine’s Day

@elmoisinnocent You saw @ViagraBoys though

I said it once and I'll say it again. Mary J Blige is probably the greatest performer I've ever seen live

@cloudeeuhh Prob because NYC is the greatest city in the world

what a 1 bedroom apartment for $2000 looks like in different cities

Eating a piping hot cup of noodles in a break room takes a good amount of confidence

@bellottiv I don’t even think you are joking

@Jeremyforyou @bellottiv yeah its called brains dumbass

Just laughed to myself remembering Bellotti once suggested to put a hot open grill under my car before entering Citi field