BOND. JAMES BOND

Typical. You leave your beloved classic car in a supermarket car park for 30 minutes and this is what it looks like when you return. #jamesbond #astonmartin #notimetodie

@SISTrainingGear I guess I’ll be “On His Majesty’s Secret Service” from now on. Your Royal Highness. Yes indeed, and you can start by pulling my finger Mister Bond…

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If you think your smart devices spying on you is scary, consider this: Your vacuum cleaner has been gathering dirt on you for years. #jamesbond #spying

I said to Q that I thought smart devices were spying on us. “Nonsense, 007” he said and we both laughed. Alexa chuckled. Siri scoffed. Cortana coughed and Bixby whistled nervously. #jamesbond #jamesbond007

When you press my Ring video doorbell it doesn’t play a well known theme as you might expect. It actually goes… Dong. Ding Dong. #wednesdaythought #jamesbond #007jamesbond

@TheTchaikovsky It’s the way I walk!

Happy #NationalReceptionistsDay to the hotel staff who love checking James Bond in while checking him out

My £8000 #omegaseamaster watch keeps stopping. I should complain to Q about it but it’s never the right time. #jamesbond #jamesbond007

@zoomnclick @ChrisHydeFilm Indeed. There’s always a sting at the end these days!! 😂

@JerkBond @ChrisHydeFilm Darn it. I knew I should have waited till the end credits had finished rolling!

Live And Let Fry

At the end of my films it always says “James Bond Will Return”. Surprise!! 🙄😂 #jamesbond #jamesbond007

@zoomnclick @ChrisHydeFilm Took me ages to get home after Madeleine swanned off in my Aston Martin at the end of No Time To Die! 🙄

@JerkBond @ChrisHydeFilm heyyy. look who's back

I was rocking a surgical mask back in the day when the only threat from a global #pandemic was from the imagination of Blofeld. #covid19

Must get Q to get me one of these.

My heart is broken by the sad news of the passing of my beloved #PussyGalore, the gorgeous Honor Blackman. RIP our fabulous golden Bond beauty who thrilled audiences in #Goldfinger and #TheAvengers. google.co.uk/amp/s/news.sky…

Our PM #BorisJohnson has tested positive for #Coronavirus. Handy he stocked up on toilet rolls recently.

What do you mean I look ridiculous? I love this hat and it IS #WearAHatDay. If you disagree I’ll remind you I have a licence you know. #jamesbond

Me using one of Q’s gadgets to go to the supermarket during the #CoronaLockdown. #jamesbond

I'd like to take this opportunity to thank the real heroes of now including @AusFedPolice 😎 My sympathies & respect also to medical teams around the world and those who deliver food & supplies. Plus all humans risking their lives by working for the rest of us. Love George xx

Q, the Minister of Defence and I are off for our daily exercise walk on the Streets of London. #jamesbond

Just securing my bottles of sanitizer gel and toilet roll. #jamesbond