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Pizza Hut time.

38 pounds as of today.

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Charlie married a hot Cheeto white girl and got clipped and became the mascot of being dead and then that same hot Cheeto white girl went on a My Man Got Clipped :( world tour wearing a sequin pantsuit. History may look upon Charlie as having had the worst death of all time.

I don't care if Chappel roan was mean to a kid. or anyone. people are dying and it costs way too much to live

ain't tweeting anymore cause all I do lately is play og MW2 on Xbox. Y'all know the lobbies are still live? I'm getting harriers left and right it's amazing

Boorgir 🔥

Check his pinned tweet

I'm officially down 26 pounds today

@FBSchedules GT at Colorado was on a Thursday last year so I'm kinda expecting that to happen again

@FBSchedules I know you're busy currently but do you foresee the Colorado Georgia Tech game in Atlanta actually happening on Saturday? The Baylor Auburn game in Mercedes is right across the street and it would be a big strain on downtown Atlanta for a single day.

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Paul Blart Goes to Hell Paul Blart: Resurrection Paul Blart Goes to Hell: Again A Very Merry Blartmas Dr. Paul: A Case of the Blarts

I got

one time lane got mad at me and slammed a dog turd shut in my laptop

I never watched Backyardigans but that castaways song 🔊💯