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@funder He’s getting cooked

Trump is hunched over, sweating and ranting like the madman he is. He can't handle the heat from Kamala, who is crushing this. Wonderful.

@chrislhayes He looks like that ventriloquist doll

He looks old and overmatched.

@WPLGLocal10 Paid vacation

Miami-Dade police officer on administrative leave after detaining Dolphins WR Tyreek Hill local10.com/sports/2024/09…

@klovetrades @DenisonBarbs @mcuban @grok His plans are trash he says whatever he thinks people want to hear. Kamala has been the vice president bro wtf do you think the VP does? What did Mike Pence do?

@Ihartitz Yes! This happened to me too!

Just got hit with a 5 WR position limit while “helping” my wife in her work league fantasy draft. What the hell is this communist bullshit.

@chrislhayes @LaCivitaC Flip flopper Trump desperate af

I think @LaCivitaC 's strategy of making news on abortion every day is working and they should keep it up.

@ABC Where is all the pressure about how he’s changing his stance like they did with Kamala? He’s desperate af

As former Pres. Trump works to court suburban women, his campaign is working to change the narrative around his stance on reproductive rights — now with a sweeping new policy proposal on IVF. trib.al/2mSiWPC

@4WhomJBellTolls @heathcummingssr Mitch Richmond

@heathcummingssr Who was the second best player in the NBA between 1990 - 1998?

Thinking about whether we’ll finally get a consensus QB2 in the NFL after this season. Right now it feels like: Allen is the analytics QB2 Lamar is the awards QB2 Burrow is the narrative QB2 Hurts is the still underrated QB2 Any of them could claim the mantle with a ring.

@ReutersLegal @Reuters I need a nuclear missile

A federal judge has dismissed charges against a Kansas man for possessing a machine gun, saying prosecutors failed to establish that a federal ban on owning such weapons is constitutional reut.rs/46Y0kGA 1/5

@selinawangtv @RexChapman How about banning corporations from buying single family homes?

NEW: Harris will propose providing up to $25K in down payment support for 1st time homeowners, with more generous support for 1st generation homeowners, according to campaign official She'll announce tomorrow in NC, along w/ her plan to ban corporate price-gouging on groceries

@FantasyGazette_ 😆

🚨BREAKING: WR Brandon Aiyuk has been traded for WR Jayden Reed and a 2025 2nd round pick in one of my fantasy football leagues this afternoon.

@historyinmemes I’ve never seen this, this is amazing. It’s like Orson Welles

Jack Karlson, who became famous for his arrest during a "succulent Chinese meal," has died at the age of 82

@IGN How do you really feel?

Borderlands is a catastrophic disappointment that plays like hacked-to-pieces studio slop, betraying everything fans adore about Gearbox Software’s franchise in derivative, regrettable taste. Our review: bit.ly/46FvXor

@alex_golflegend @_MLFootball @ATLFalconsGER @ATLFalconsUK @verysadvikings @JJVikings @johnkriesel @DustBaker @VikesCentral @vikesinsider @_jason_777 @Purple_Post I’m sure he’s fine being whatever, has any qb made more money than him?

@_MLFootball @ATLFalconsGER @ATLFalconsUK @verysadvikings @JJVikings @johnkriesel @DustBaker @VikesCentral @vikesinsider @_jason_777 @Purple_Post Cousins just needs to accept the fact that he is a bridge QB

REPORT: The #Vikings told Kirk Cousins they wanted to draft a QB in the 1st round & keep Cousins as the starter for 2024 & beyond, so he LEFT, and then the team he signed with DID EXACTLY WHAT MINNESOTA WANTED TO DO. 🤯🤯 (Via ESPN)

@wakeupusa @Mohamed23544705 Show me where non citizens can vote please. It’s already against the law.

🚨BREAKING: Legendary football coach Lou Holtz says “The idea that you can have a vote in this country without being a U.S. citizen is WRONG!” “Non-U.S. citizens should not be able to vote!” - he added Do you agree with Lou Holtz? Yes or No

@mamionami These kids are going to grow up conservative republicans because they are going to hate their hippy parents

oh no she’s back #unschooling #unschoolingmom

@90DayCray I liked the fat Angela better

I miss Angela when she was just crazy. Now she’s crazy and evil. #90dayfiancehappilyeverafter #90dayfiance

@Ihartitz 😂

@nytimes I wonder if Ron Desatan will come down now that he’s not running for president

Watch as vehicles wade through flash flooding along Florida’s coasts earlier this week. Some areas of the state were expected to receive up to a foot, or even more, of rain through Friday. nyti.ms/3VDiyJv

Wealth of Elon Musk 2012: $2,000,000,000 2024: $211,300,000,000 Wealth of Jeff Bezos 2012: $18,400,000,000 2024: $204,900,000,000 Wealth of Mark Zuckerberg 2012: $17,500,000,000 2024: $178,400,000,000 Federal Minimum Wage 2012: $7.25 2024: $7.25 Three words: tax the rich.