Jeromy Ainsworth

People are the worst kind of people.

Played a show with one of this dudes other bands and he straight up stopped in the middle of their set, pulled out a laptop, and played a clip from a movie. He had everyone quietly watching a movie then just started the set back up like nothing happened.

if u wanted your student loans forgiven, you shouldve created a fake business and gotten a forgivable PPP loan

Life’s short, fuck it up.

No gender? No problem I will still make out with you!

I’d like to think 15 year old Emma would be proud of me

he looks like matthew mcconaughey cosplaying fred durst cosplaying matthew mcconaughey

If communism is so bad how come China has more gold medals than the US

Watson when he sees a carrot that hasn’t been sucked up

@planetnickpt2 Elzo would do it in a heart beat

No joke. I’d kill to put a DJ scratch sample on one of my bands songs.

I’m a hetero loser with usually nothing important to say. All I know Is fight for your LGBTQ+ friends. Stand up for them cuz if my gay homie about to get beat up we both about to get beat up. Fight for your friends especially if they’ve had to fight for their identity.

Gentlemen: if you are in a drive thru fast food establishment with your lady, always order an extra small fry. Always. No exceptions. They will absolutely eat them even when they say they don’t want anything. You’re welcome for preserving your meal.

@LadySeitan Wear heals, then you can reach the stuff on the top shelf in the cupboards.

This is an emotional support knife bro, I can take it inside

@hospitalsauna Maybe they where just washing the stink off

“You can gentrify a neighborhood but you can not gentrify the 7-11 in that neighborhood”, Wells Avenue

Every day is April fools in Reno’s real estate market.

@wetgrandmahugs @mauriceharold Dude has changed how music is supposed to sound.