Jerry Pengo

@matigary More volume

A man can stay up until 3 a.m., wake up at 5 am be in debt, broke, abandoned, rejected, dejected, exhausted, in mental pain, alone, penniless, jobless, and still carry unshakable faith, perserverance and determination that only one day everything will work out right and positive. That resilience, that quiet determination, that positive disposition, that personal drive, that inner aspiration. That’s being a real man. This can only be said about men. At this moment in time I can't speak for the other gender lest I be called a hater and a violent person who doesnt have verbal and emotional boundaries.

@ZimEye Commissioned rank being demoted. Hakuna zvakadaro

Minnie Baloyi Demoted in the Army - Sources

An engineer dies and ends up in Hell. 😈 Engineers don’t usually end up there, so the Devil is pretty surprised. Hell, as expected, is a mess — the AC is broken, the pool is empty, the roads are falling apart, and everything is miserable. 🔥 After some time, the engineer starts fixing things. The AC works again, the pool is full, roads are repaired, and suddenly Hell is… comfortable. 😳😄 Eventually, God looks down and notices people in Hell actually enjoying themselves. Confused, He calls the Devil and asks what’s going on. The Devil replies, “That engineer you sent us has been fixing things. He’s doing wonders down here!” God exclaims, “WHAT?! Engineers don’t go to Hell! That must have been a mistake. You have to give him back: he belongs in Heaven!” The Devil crosses his arms and says, “No way. We like our engineer.” God says, “If you don’t give him back, I’ll sue you!” ⚖️ The Devil grins and replies, “Yeah, good luck with that? Where are you going to get a lawyer?” 😂

@daddyhope Rest in peace cde. Death is a liberation from intolerable human conditions

Blessed Runesu Geza, popularly known as Cde Bombshell, has died at a cardiovascular hospital in South Africa, according to a statement released by his family on 6 February 2026. The family confirmed that he passed away in the morning at the specialist heart facility, although full medical details surrounding his death have not been publicly disclosed. He has had a heart ailment for some time. Geza rose to prominence in Zimbabwe’s political discourse through his outspoken activism and his sharp criticism of President Emmerson Mnangagwa’s administration. He became widely known for his bold public interventions, in which he accused the government of corruption, state capture, and economic mismanagement. Geza escalated his rhetoric, openly calling for Mnangagwa’s removal from office and urging Zimbabweans to mobilise and engage in street protests against what he described as authoritarian rule. His statements, often delivered through fiery social media broadcasts and public commentary, made him both a polarising and influential figure within opposition-leaning political circles. Supporters viewed him as a fearless voice speaking against entrenched power, while critics dismissed him as a confrontational figure aligned to a disgruntled ZANUPF faction opposed to Mnangagwa’s rule and his attempts to extend his term of office to 2030. Regardless of where one stood, his presence injected intensity into Zimbabwe’s contested political arena.

@hatiperi_wacho Boys will always be boys no matter what age

Munhu anomira kunzi “boy” at what age ?

@LynneStactia Ini sakoporo (corporal) I will not speak. Anything I say the genarari (General) will take it as mutinous act

When you see this dance 🕺 💃🏽 Ziva kuti ndapedza ne TEMU team !! Hoooooyo! Takano cooler down-waiting for tomorrow ‘s program! 📍

@EcoCashZW what's with your app. It's saying wrong pin to the pin I been using since your existence. Now it has locked me out

Kana ndimiwo

@NetOneCellular @DannyChax Muri kutibatira paoffpeak guys. And the network glitches hatina zera nawo

@DannyChax Makadii. Tinokutendai nekutibata huye kutipa pfungwa dzenyu maererano ne Peak pamwechete ne Off-Peak bundles pa Mo’Gigs bundle. Tinokunzwisisai pamafungiro enyu huye tinokoshesha mafungiro enyu aya. Mazvita. ^MJM

Dear @NetOneCellular please remove your off peak data, it doesn't work at all. Your loyal customer, Gurundoro.

@lilomatic @MhonaFelix Thank you Haaa this road haichaiti

Honourable Minister @MhonaFelix Minister of Transport and Infrastructural Development Harare, Zimbabwe Dear Honourable Minister Mhona, RE: URGENT COMPLAINT AND REQUEST FOR INTERVENTION – DILAPIDATED ROAD SECTION FROM WHITEHOUSE PUMA GARAGE TO RYDAL RIDGE (LAKE CHIVERO ROAD) I write to formally bring to your attention the alarming state of the road connecting Bulawayo Road to Lake Chivero, specifically the section between Whitehouse Puma Garage and Rydal Ridge. This stretch of road has deteriorated to an extremely dangerous condition, being heavily riddled with potholes to the extent that it now poses a serious threat to the lives of motorists and is causing significant damage to vehicle suspensions and tyres. The condition of this road has reached a point where accidents are imminent, particularly at night, during the rainy season, and for motorists unfamiliar with the area. This route is frequently used by residents, workers, visitors to Lake Chivero, and service vehicles, making its state a matter of urgent public safety concern. In an effort to seek redress, I personally made a formal report to the Chief Executive Officer of Zvimba Rural District Council, Mr Chidakwa, who advised me that the road falls under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Transport and Infrastructural Development. I have since made repeated attempts to contact Engineer Kangara regarding this matter, but unfortunately, my calls have gone unanswered. Given the urgency and gravity of the situation, I am therefore humbly appealing for your direct intervention to ensure that this road section is inspected and repaired as a matter of priority. Timely rehabilitation will not only prevent avoidable accidents and loss of life but will also protect motorists from ongoing financial losses due to vehicle damage. I trust that your office will treat this matter with the urgency it deserves in the interest of public safety and efficient road infrastructure management. I thank you in advance for your attention and look forward to a positive response. Yours faithfully, Linda Tsungirirai Masarira Zvimba District Zimbabwe

@nickmangwana How about zinara and radio license

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@fortunechasi Chibabest to the people

Walking your daughter into marriage is every father’s dream. I had my great moment ! Handisi wema funnies! Man of many talents as you can see. They don’t call me ChibaBest for nothing!

@nickmangwana You the man my man

There's a clear distinction between the two artists. One is a fundamentally solid musician whose work and performances garner authentic, organic support. The other, lacking that inherent traction, must fabricate rivalries—specifically 'beef' with the first—to drive ticket sales. In this scenario, only one is the true GOAT.

@lilomatic @killerzivhu1 Yadhirika sis. It's not making headlines coz it didn't happen in Zim. Manga matove mudefensive mode

@killerzivhu1 This pic was taken in Western Cape yesterday. What about it?

Izvambukile nomunyaka

@KelvinMupara @CrimeWatchZim PaImpinge just after shop

@CrimeWatchZim Hapasi pa Shinje zvapo ameno kumberi uko kunana Impinge otherwise kutangira paHump kunobata Shinje t/off to Guruve GP kune mamisha mu side me road dai tatoona anaShumba Nana Mhizha mu road 😜

WATCH | his Harare-bound bus landed on its side after developing a braking issue as it approached a curve near the Shinje turnoff along the Guruve–Mvurwi Road. Fortunately, all passengers survived, with some sustaining minor injuries. The driver explains what happened in the video below. 📹Fagio Marowa

@Cde_MMChinomona Fuckin beans

Radio election hurts more than national elections. Tiri kudzidza everyday

@fortunechasi Taz my man

Ma what??? With Taz of EV Clothing Line. Insta ev_clothing_line

@lexchaps come and enjoy

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