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@APumpjack @RepJackKimble "And I hope they burn in Hades!"

Casting Samuel L. Jackson as Medusa ruined The Odyssey for me. I have my doubts that Homer even wrote “I have had it with these motherfucking snakes on my motherfucking head!”

@RepJackKimble You sendin' the Cyclops? Sh*t,Greco, that's all you had to say!

@SopranosWorld A Better-Made Man

Robbie Williams homage to Paulie Walnuts at the World Cup Final in New Jersey

@CSMFHT Aristides! Dude! Quit rippin' ass up in here!

@LoloEtny Nippy Nippy shake aside, it's Mantis Fist

This post is not in anyway meant as a disrespect to Cynthia Rothrock. I’m not exactly sure why some of you would think that. My caption meant that I am practically obsessed with watching the clip and that is from a place of like. I have lost count how many times I have watched it today and I still find the moves fascinating every time. Again, it’s not meant as a disrespect. Don’t twist my caption!

I have watched this an unhealthy amount of times 😂 What is this martial arts style called??

@evangrizlon Danny/Odysseus:"GPS! Greeks Pullin' Shit! There's fuckin' soldiers in that big-ass horse!"

My only complaint is I feel like they should have cast Danny McBride as Odysseus

@rigbygumball @bjorkanese "Shamone!"

@bjorkanese what did it say

Im still gagging at how it opened its mouth and spoke to me

@Puppieslover There's a German woman who raises lesbian sheep and sells their wool. The name of her company:Flock Ewe

2 gay sheep rescued from getting slaughtered after refusing to mate with females now live out their lives in peace with a german farmer who raise Gay Sheeps

@BolcheBased Peel Slowly and Seethe

A banana é o maior ragebait criado pelo ser humano, tem gente reclamando até hoje

@paulinekaelbot Also, Dusan Makavejev... 😶

Most directors who make sweet movies are unskilled, and you’re supposed to forgive them their incompetence because of their niceness. Spielberg may be the only director with technical virtuosity ever to make a transcendently sweet movie. (1977)

@chasedbywasps "Why I oughta..."

saying 'hey what's the big idea' every five minutes during a colonoscopy

@theworld_ender Definitely a Marshall Rogers/Brian Bolland vibe (I think).

Face and hair wise this is quite possibly the best live action Joker we have ever gotten and it was for a fucking commercial 😭

@GangsterCinema Seems like kind of a bitch move for ol' Butch . I mean he's called "palooka" and "punchy". Hardly seems worthy of any sort of retaliation...

According to Quentin Tarantino, after Butch and Vincent’s face off at the bar in Pulp Fiction, Butch went outside and keyed Vincent’s car. Yes, Butch was the “fucker” who keyed his Malibu. Tarantino confirmed this during an appearance on the Opie and Anthony Show in 2007.

@JeremyMonjo "Pig's blood? We're not monsters!"

Good bit would be to make the bully teens woke and go out of their way to get a vegan blood substitute for the pig prom bit. Just take it so far where no one's really sure what political point you're trying to make anymore. Have a nonbinary kid doing a dead-on Travolta

@SF_Fantasy_Show Soil from any consecrated place will work as well 😶

@historigins Satchmohawk

Louis Armstrong autographs a French punk's head, 1961

@taylorgarron Cruise's character asked for a favor and being reluctant:"Digger,please!"

idk i just think they coulda picked a different title

@lvlyflwrssss Tan lines/Hand lines 🧐

bro… a lady just came in and said the most out of pocket thing I’ve ever heard she came in wanting to get a spray tan and re-up on a product she used to use there was a (male) customer behind her, and she turned and said “I’m sorry you have to hear this” and proceeded to say—

@movieboy69 "Well, the type of chicks that'd trifecta on a Fremen like me do."

Dune 3 chicks at the same time

@zipoffs ... wish in the other, see which one gets filled first

i was today years old when i learned that you’re supposed to hold the toilet paper in your hand and shit directly into it. my whole life has been a lie 😵🤯