JerryCreates

As a video editor, hearing "don't worry, we'll fix it in post" sounds exactly like a physical threat.

The speed at which Nigerians type "God abeg" when they see someone living their dream life needs to be studied.

Going to the market and not pricing an item down by at least 50% feels like a federal offense.

Zoro gets lost in every One Piece episode, but me? I get lost in thought trying to figure out where my salary went.

Jujutsu Kaisen really taught us that no matter how hard you fight, the author can still decide to end you. Just like adulthood.

Alarm clocks don't wake you up, they just startle you into a state of panic so you don't lose your source of income.

Drinking water and minding my business hasn't made me a millionaire yet. I think I'm doing the wrong business.😑🌚

Nothing bonds creatives together like the shared trauma of a client asking for "one more minor change" at 10 PM on a Friday.

Sitting in the front seat of a Danfo is all vibes until the driver tells you to hold the gear. Omo, I no be mechanic na.

Madara Uchiha said, "Wake up to reality," and the reality is that I need to make like 50 million Naira by tomorrow. 😪

The hardest part of being an adult is thinking of what to eat. Every day, food. Every day, food. Can't we just photosynthesis?

Adulting is just a cycle of saying, "Let me just buy it, I will not die," and then calculating how much you have left to survive the week. 😭

@talk2fuzi56 I don understand like that. The Akara is dessert.

My breakfast after cleaning the house and running errands… walk with me

Shey na good morning I wan talk or good afternoon. Because I never understand this sun o

gm chat.

@itsleeswhag @CFC_OBED If work dey I fit go anywhere

@JerryCreates_ @CFC_OBED Yes o but na far way.

Why are you awake at this time ?

@Thebigsoll Solomon I dey see your God given wisdom o

Megan thee stallion got cheated on, omo I no fit go church today. I’m absolutely gutted and in pains.

@_belikebaddy A sprinkle of everything I guess.

What’s your ninche on X ?? Football twitter Music Twitter Crypto Twitter Politics Twitter Cruise Twitter Fooling Twitter Agenda Twitter

@itsleeswhag @CFC_OBED Job dey there? I can do photography o

@CFC_OBED I went for a friends birthday in a club.

@NurseVictoria01 @CFC_OBED @RajiRid77195926 I sent you a DM

@CFC_OBED @RajiRid77195926 Looking for remote jobs.