Jerry Manyika

@Calexy1332 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. This made my day!

I have a cousin who applies to everything, just like everything. The other day, he asked me what Auditing is all about. We discussed it, and I thought we were just brainstorming, only to learn that he applied for an Auditing Manager position. 🙌👐

@KulupangaBrian @ZimLingo @MaiZuKitchen Kuzvigona kupedza but kana zvisina kupera its also normal, zvagara kuroodzana kuvaka hukama. Usually panozoita noise pane background of abuse, neglect, cruelty etc. We always burry our own despite the unpaid lobola.

@JerryManyika @ZimLingo @MaiZuKitchen Kana, let's normalise discussing such things when we are alive, ini I finished zvangu when tezvara and ambuya where still alive. My young brother died before asati apedzerana nana tezvara vake then mainini followed after 1 yr. The following day ambuya vemfana passed away again

Ichokwadi here kuti baba vakashaya vasina kupedza kuroora, vanakomana vavo vanofanirwa kunopedzisa roora ramai vavo?

@KulupangaBrian @ZimLingo @MaiZuKitchen So that was smart? Pauchazopiwa nyaya yakadaro nevazukuru vako vachigadzira zvekwavo ndipo pauchazoona kuti uri sekuru vemashort cuts🤣🤣🤣.

@KulupangaBrian @ZimLingo @MaiZuKitchen Hahahaha newewo uritezvara, urimukuwashazve 😀

@mudhipisiii There is a Pastor who misrepresented his brother to us for some engineering work! Its a disaster😴😞. He has failed to deliver steelworks

Ndakaudza vanhu kuti muface wangu anogona zvamuri kuda achibva ava vhara mari yavo💔😭 ndiri kunyara kani

@msiziworld Dude did the trick! He is sorted

Dude at my job, 21 with 5 kids, I told him straight up, 'Your life is over'.

@six_papi That thing was and is expensive for nothing. Lost huge sums of money unnecessarily, trying to localise it has been a nightmare. The charges are just stinking corruption..not worth it in my case

All these years, I thought authorizing Starlink in Zimbabwe would benefit ordinary people. Now data is more expensive, Starlink is at capacity, and networks are slow and unreliable. Meanwhile, South Africa is doing well without it 🤔

@ArcSadam Mudhara wangu akamboisa syringa mumhino...1 week straight mhino ikaita mahwani..hw they got it out requires a Netflix series!

“Two weeks ago my husband started complaining that our baby's nose smelled bad. I thought it was just cough and catarrh, so we bought some drugs, but the smell didn't stop. Last Friday it got worse—the nose smelled often. My husband checked and saw a bit of catarrh inside, but when I looked, it didn't look like catarrh—it looked like something else. We took the baby to the hospital. The doctor said there was something inside his nose. They gave him an injection to sleep, and when he fell asleep, the doctor used a tool to pull out a very big piece of nylon from his nose (you can see the photo—so big!). I still don't know how he put it in there without anyone seeing. The doctor said if they hadn't removed it right then, they'd have had to cut his nose to get it out. I've been in shock since last Friday and haven't posted about it. I'm just so grateful—help me thank God, because I don't know what I'd do if anything had happened. Grateful to God”🙏🏽🙏🏽

@HonJMuswereJnr Im concerned about radio progrms. No mo "clean" radio stations where one enjoys nice music and talk with fam. Now, all about mujolo, wife this, BF that, husb this, GF this, small house, hama dzonetsa! Kare zvaive nenguva yazvo vana vavata, not during xool run😑

Domestic resource mobilization is essential to safeguard HIV gains. Expand domestic allocations & integrate HIV into Universal Health Coverage. #Zimbabwe proactively financing its future to end AIDS by 2030 is commendable says acting @UNZimbabwe Chief @EtonaEkole #WAD2025

#Zimbabwe’s #HIVresponse is truly commendable! With 1.1M on ART & an 80% decline in new infections since 2010, the nation achieved 95-95-95 targets by 2024. A testament to unwavering commitment underlines @EtonaEkole on #WAD2025

Let us commit to scaling community-led delivery, securing sustainable financing, zero tolerance for stigma, and placing people living with HIV in leadership roles. @UNZimbabwe remains committed to #EndAIDS by 2030! @EtonaEkole on #WAD2025

@runya_gee Yarutso @leonardzhakata , powerful prayer that one. Mugove too!

Ndeapi ma Zimbabwean songs that can also be a prayer? My list: 1. Ruzhowa - Jah Prayzah 2.Ndibvumbamireiwo - Four Brothers 3. Chiedza - Saintfloew 4. Mvura - Bagga 5. Mufaro - Takura (Shona Prince) Please add to that list...🫴

@nickmangwana Wow, zvenyu. KuTrababulas interchange detour uko one evening I lost two bags as thieves simply jumped onto the loading bin and started throwing bags to their colleagues who simply received and disappeared into the dark! Someone then shouted "mbavhaa", stopped bt bags gone!

THERE ARE STILL HONEST PEOPLE IN THIS COUNTRY. Yesterday, I was driving towards Chegutu with several packages on the loading bin of my vehicle. Unfortunately, one of them flew out, and I didn't notice. About 15 minutes later, someone flagged me down and informed me that my package had been left by the N. Richards area on the A5. I turned back to investigate and was told that a couple of guys in a silver kombi had picked it up. They were said to have been discussing whether to try and catch up with me, but unfortunately, my informants hadn't taken down the Kombi’s registration number. Feeling disheartened, I continued my journey. However, a few kilometers later, I noticed a silver kombi behind me, flashing its hazards and beaming at me. When I stopped, two men between 35-42 years old approached me with my package, still intact and cling-wrapped. They had gone to great lengths to pursue me and return my belongings without asking for anything in return. Their honesty and kindness were truly heartwarming. I'd like to extend my gratitude to these Good Samaritans and share their story as a testament to the goodness that still exists in our Great Country.

@TeamFuloZim Frame 3, bt nzondora haikwane umo, that should go with the necks, gizards and all insides!

BLUE GROUP (3 ENTRIES) #AmbassadorsCookOffZW #TeamfuloChallenges2025 Voting is by comment only . We have 2 groups Red and Blue. Please vote in both groups since the best 4 perfoming plates will proceed to finals. The frames are numbered 1-3 ; In the comments start with the Frame Number followed by the comment you wish to make. Example FRAME 5 - It looks delicious,it was a tough choice. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO BE A SMART ALEC by creating a poll in the comments section as you will be blocked from the @TeamFuloZim handle for minimum 6 months! Thank you to our main sponsors: @TKChemicalsZim in partnership with @TeamfuloZim Event Co-Sponsors: @doves_holdings @dendereagro VOTING CLOSES 6:00am, Saturday , April 19, 2025. PLEASE -Follow, Vote & Repost. @AusEmbZim @AristildeCanada @berna_kasnakli @muradbaseer @MVerwijk @PaulBBarets @PeteVowles

@TeamFuloZim Frame 2, I like my roadrunner well done!

RED GROUP (4 ENTRIES) #AmbassadorsCookOffZW #TeamfuloChallenges2025 Voting is by comment only . We have 2 groups Red and Blue. Vote in both groups since the best 4 perfoming plates will proceed to finals. The frames are numbered 1-4 ; In the comments start with the Frame Number followed by the comment you wish to make. Example FRAME 5 - It looks delicious,it was a tough choice. PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO BE A SMART ALEC by creating a poll in the comments section as you will be blocked from the @TeamFuloZim handle for minimum 6 months! Thank you to our main sponsors: @TKChemicalsZim in partnership with @TeamfuloZim Event Co-Sponsors: @doves_holdings @dendereagro VOTING CLOSES 6:00am, Saturday , April 19, 2025. PLEASE -Follow, Vote & Repost. @AusEmbZim @AristildeCanada @berna_kasnakli @muradbaseer @MVerwijk @PaulBBarets @PeteVowles

@DandaroOnline Letter witten to Themba Takura L Gumbo... referenced approval for Themba Takura L Gorimbo...Ohk!

#dandarosports Zimbabwean MMA fighter Themba Gorimbo has been approved to wear Zimbabwean colours by the Ministry of Sports and Recreation Commission...🇿🇼💯✔️

@iam_kingbee It will be extremely difficult if coincidentally they lost two Franklins and you also have two of them in your wallet😑😑

I visited my friend and his sister couldnt find her $200 and i was also called into the family meeting because i was also a suspect😭😭😭

Strong commitments to collective achievement of goals and priorities. @UNAIDSZimbabwe

In the face of global challenges against the SRHR agenda, more strategic partnerships & speaking with one voice on common objectives is imperative. Here with partners supported by 🇸🇪 discussing the way forward. @amplifyfund @hivosrosa @PSHZim @REPSSI @SAfAIDS @SRHRAfricatrust