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@IanAeillo Jungle

Tell me what band or artist you like and I’ll tell you what you should listen to next.

No one ever asks why in the world is Carmen Sandiago.

Someone in my D&D game called Necrotic damage Neurotic damage and I can't stop thinking about it.

Does anyone else worry that the race for the coldest beer in town will lead to a sort of Vannagut Ice-Nine situation?

When you sit down to prepare for something and end up on a Ben 10 wiki

Is it weird to anyone else that rule 5 of Fight Club is the same rule you have to follow at a gas station to get a burrito.

@Marvel I've been working on some comic storylines pitches #1 Spiderman is unable to source an important chemical required to make web fluid so he tries several replacement chemicals with varying degrees of failure. Mostly Spiderman falls a lot. #2 The Strap on Mjolnir breaks.

@Veganella_ This happens all the time at my grocery store. I may be more negative because I always think it's trolling.

I like to think this indicates that a good decision is as made. #PlantBased #Vegan #Veganuary

@EarthlingAus I can't tell if this is a joke account or not. I'm leaning towards not though which is sad.

Solid results!

@XaeganPrime @peta I suppose you're right. If you make up your own narrative anything you believe can be true.

@Jeshualack @peta There used to be then the pedophile Democrats got ahold of it and rewrote everything to suite their twisted ideology and narrative and it like 90% of the news can’t be trusted.

We might burst some bubbles here but as long as an animal was slaughtered for your food, nothing about it is “humane.”

@XaeganPrime @peta If only there was some kind of book of word definitions that could be used so we wouldn't have to make them up on the spot.

@peta Humane involves the "good" treatment we apply toward humans. Animals=/= Humans

We will never beat climate change until Madagascar becomes Madelectriccar.

@TheVarsityDSM More MST3K!

Coming soon to Midnights @ 10 . . .

I'm revolting against morning people!

@pettipoole Did anything ever come of it?

The guy next to me on this plane is trying to connect his computer’s Bluetooth to the in-flight touchscreen’s Bluetooth. Not sure why. He and his wife have been at it for 20 mins. I’m not the type to intervene

@ATRightMovies Marooned AKA Space Travelers

Which movie first comes to mind when you see GENE HACKMAN?

@pettipoole I'm not even a musician and I bought one mic from them once and I got calls for months.

Everyone’s different, but my favorite part of being a musician has gotta be rejecting calls and ignoring texts from my Sweetwater rep, Mason!

@nocontextmemes Malt vinegar

Whenever I'm at a concert and the band tells the crowd to make some noise I remain absolutely silent because I'm paying THEM to make noise not the other way around!

@pettipoole Suddenly all of the mistakes I ever made feel inconsequential.

Took this at a thrift store in Crystal Heights MN in 2016. Why I didn’t buy it then and there still haunts me